Claudia

A whore and center of attention

Claudia is a bitch

by Kylie was here May 15, 2019

Claudia

She is the friend who tends to have bad luck and has a lot of awkward moments. Allergic to dairy and misses out of the joy of dairy products. Lives in the middle of no where and everywhere at the same time. Unable to find the time to learn how to drive so usually walks hours to get somewhere. Doctor Who addict.

Claudia can be used for awkward moments, bad-timings, unfortunate luck, or Doctor Who.

Group-"We should all go get Ice Cream!!!"
Person-"But I'm allergic"
Group-"Omg! Sorry, we didn't know you were a Claudia!"

Child-"Why can't you just drive me?"
Parent-"Because you aren't going to be a Claudia!"

Girl-"LET'S WATCH THE DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOR"
Friend 1-"What's with her?"
Friend 2-"Don't worry, she's just a Claudia."

by Awkward... July 14, 2014

claudia

a fake ass bitch that lies and cheats on her boyfriend

claudia is a fake ass hoe

by claudia is fake June 16, 2018

claude van ham

Beyond going ham. The epitome of an ass beating.

I got 108 kills and only died 4 times. I went Claude van ham on those bitches!

by CHARLIEx5CENE December 27, 2011

claudella

A woman who will love you but hurt her kids and you will see the psycho come out. She can go from Snow White to Freddy Krueger in less than a second if you mess with her kids.

Don't mess with my son or I'll go Claudella on you.

by Claudella December 21, 2016

Claudia

A spiteful mother who doesn’t let you smoke at 11:00 pm because it’s “too late”... and the slightest amount of happiness would make her feel like she lost control🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

My mom won’t let me go out for a smoke, she’s such a Claudia.

by PickleQueen99 October 20, 2017

clauda

Terrible person, worst edditor in the whole world

Clauda sucks

by Clauda sucks May 6, 2018