Church Tower

The clock tower is where a male straddles a persons face and swings his testicles like a church bell across the victims face

If a person falls asleep on a couch with their head on the arm rest, a person can drop their pants and swing their balls across their face to wake them up, making it look like the bells ringing in a Church Tower

by Lastson March 1, 2010

The Horse Church

A group of friends from Canada that shit post, send dank/dark memes and roast each other.

Person 1: Well I'm going to Hell for the stuff that I post.
Person 2: You must be from The Horse Church.

by TheDeadYeti February 24, 2021

The Church of LULZ

A place where people are doing things for LULZ.

From a "Mormon chat" website:

Jeff: I am rather busy.
Me: busy doing what?
Jeff: Talking to people :)
Jeff: And trying to find an article.
Me: what article?
Me: god is an alien right? the pope said that today
Jeff: He did?
Me: yes
Me: he told everyone that we came from uranus
Jeff: Seriously?
Me: yes
Me: do you behold the power of LULZ?
Jeff: LULZ?
Me: yes
Me: LULZ
Me: there is a new church. the church of LULZ
Me: people are doing things for LULZ

by YeurMauther October 21, 2010

big church

The sermon part of church.

Often used by kids coming out of Sunday School

Man I would come to church all the time if it wasn't for the big church part...

by MadPaintbox November 28, 2018

A church girl

Its a meme on youtube from Jan 22 2013 and say "I want a church girl that goes to church aNd ReAdS hEr bIbLe!" Or just a girl that goes to church

Dave:Hey did you see that one meme about a church girl? James:Yeah that was funny. Or, "Hey there goes a church girl".

by Jay_Theasurus May 15, 2022

Church Announcement

An unwanted announcement that an audience feels obligated (or pressured) to stay to listen to at the end of a service or meeting, often provided with extraneous details and information or a request for the audience to take action to participate. At the end of a meeting, someone might mention, "I have a quick church announcement". This implies that the speaker recognizes the audience is ready to leave, but also takes advantage of the opportunity to promote an upcoming event, a request for volunteers, a request for funds, or anything else that they need from that audience that they recognize the audience may not want to hear, but may be guilted into obliging. The irony is, they are rarely "quick".

I have a quick church announcement.

by CtownBishop July 6, 2022

Church cock

Dick so good it makes you believe there's a god.

I came three times last night. He had that church cock. I might start going to mass again

by Weeb Daddy September 19, 2018