Chump's Quote

The act of going to a car dealership for a fake quote because you want to flirt with the salesman.

Bob went back to the BMW dealership for a chump's quote and ended up getting Jim's phone number, now they're dating.

by nittanylion95 June 3, 2021

Chumping

To complete a task with great ease despite its assumed difficulty

Dude that looks so hard, he's totally chumping it

by Bucket1ord May 24, 2024

Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies

The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.

by JR Stump June 5, 2018

See ya chump

See you around man

Eddie Brock: Whoa. Buddy, love the new outfit. This is exactly what I need to scoop Parker. Gimme - Give me some of that web action.Bully

Spiderman: See ya chump

Eddie Brock: WHAT THE HELL!

by isa6elita August 25, 2022

Chump

Man who buys yeezy pods

Oh man i got the new Yeezy pods

Damn, your a chump

by AMooseMuuse December 14, 2023

Chump

A foolish human being

Mckye Hanson never talks any sense and has no clue about anything, he is such a chump

by gullywar July 7, 2016

Chump Diddle

(N) A guy with a big dick who is willing to perform the wildest, grossest, and craziest sexual acts

(V) performing devious, crazy, and or gross sexual acts

(N) “Did you hear about the chump diddle in the BDC that did a Tallahasse Night Train?” “I saw it happen”

(V) “I going to go chump diddle in the bathroom” “what are you doing this time?”

“I’m going to do a Dallas Tornado and a Texas Twister”

by Jelchmaster69 March 20, 2024