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Christanic

Christanic

Earth orbits around the Sun for one Armageddon. Then Armageddon ends and New Earth is formed. Once Earth has reached an equilibrium. We wait in silence because God’s Kingdom is at hand. We are scarred by the holy scepter. Noah’s ark was built to last 40 days and 40 nights. Armageddon lasted 2000 years and then came Peace; at a price. Christ reigned for 2000 years in the biblical sense. The four horsemen came and caused the end of the world. Another bible was written and placed by Gideons.

Only time will tell…
Christanic is awesomeness.
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Christastic

When someone named Christina, Christopher, Christian, Christy, ect have created or done something fantastic!!
Wow that's amazing!!! No it's Christastic!
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Chinta (Chinta-Strat)

To chinta strat is to take someone's items/
possessions aggressively and frequently. Another name for the all known chinta strat is "Fantum Tax, Chinta Edition". The term was founded by the person, Sai Chinta. People who commit the Chinta Strat like touching others tend and aggressively feel them the possessions, sensation every touch.
Bro why the fuck did you Chinta (Chinta-Strat) me bruh
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christanson

the best last name ever and dont mess with then or they will hit you with a water bottle
''christansons are the best
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Christalynn

A girl named christalynn is a fine thick curly haired caramel girl. she probably got braces because she had crooked ass teeth.
but get you a girl named christalynn they be fine ASFK !!
DAMN CHRISTALYNN YOU GOT ALL THAT ASS!
Fat ugly bitch: I wanna look like christalynn
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Christain

Christain, a manly man, a mans man if you would, bulging ripped body 6 foot 2, a man of the people, the light of your life.
Guy 1: Dude look at that guy benching 650

Guy 2: That's GOTTA be a Christain
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Christaflop

Christaflop means someone bowing down to the lord
I need some extra support right now, I’m going to Christaflop at church.
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