chode

a penis that is unusually wide and short

carl could not fit the condom due to his chode

by romizzleissokewl December 20, 2008

Chode

a small chubby weiner.

You: Shut up, your such a chode.

You: Ew! He showed you his dick?
Other person: Yeah, he had a chode.

by garceth May 6, 2010

chode

Skinny-ass, top heavy douchebag at the gym with a gallon water jug, armband tattoo, armband iPod, under armour, and only does the bench press and bicep curls, which they cheat by swaying.

Sometimes they'll be part of some other sport, which they think gives them the right to give advice to real men bigger than they are. But more often they are just trying to pump up so they can go to the beach and impress the ladies.

1. King Rambo: Alright, that's another set of deadlifts for me before I go on to my squats. Put another hundred on the bar.

*SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!*

King Rambo: What the fuck?

*SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!*

innocent bystander: holy shit, do we have a fucking gas leak here?

King Rambo: No, some douchebag chode is curling dimes in the fucking squat rack again, and thinks breathing like that makes him hardcore.


2. Gym Log:

Squats
500x5
455x8
405x12

Deadlift
600x5

Vertical Suplex
130 lb douchebag chode who thinks he knows more about deadlifting than a professional strongman x1

by King Rambo July 3, 2008

Chode

A person who introduces themselves as "<name> the 4th level Cleric" (or any lame-ass nerd title) to anyone in modern society.

Hi I'm Larry the 4th Level Cleric - aka Chode.

by arkangel53 March 10, 2009

Chode

A short but fat wiener

Dude, why did you whip your CHODE out?

by Fenix506 May 25, 2008

chode

a dick that is more huge around then it is long

blair has a chode--he will never get any, lets gank that fat-ass

by F.A. June 7, 2003

Chode

Its really the area between the balls and the butt also known as a "taint"

It taint my balls and it taint my ass

by Michelle January 22, 2005