Chimney Crickets

When under investigation by any given agency, Black Coats that ShrinkRayed themselves to hide in your chimney and plant bugs everywhere
“Man, shits gettin weird around here

“I know man, them damn Chimney Crickets got the block hot”
by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024
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Chimney Crickets

When under investigation by any given agency, Black Coats that ShrinkRayed themselves to hide in your chimney and plant bugs everywhere
“Man, shits gettin weird around here

“I know man, them damn Chimney Crickets got the block hot”
by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024
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london chimney

When you're comfy and wrapped up in a blanket in bed but leave just a little opening for airflow and proceed to blast the nastiest most egrigious fart known to man straight through your little exhaust hole and right into your face
Tom: Hey man, I was laying in bed and had the nastiest fart. It came straight through the opening I left in my blanket and suffocated me.

Al: Sounds like you London Chimney'd yourself, mate. Why?
by Senshuro November 13, 2020
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fur chimney

(n.) - very hairy penis shaft
Heading to the barber to line up the old fur chimney
by Squatchrider December 11, 2017
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dick chimney

A popular spot for gay men to place their penis into another mans asshole or "dick chimney"
Thought he was down for a blow job but instead presented his (dick chimney) for me stick my santa stick into, ho ho ho! merry sexmas
by RetroThis January 24, 2015
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Chimney fire

When anal intercourse is attempted, but those on the receiving end experience excruciating burning pain due to their sphincter not being prepared when the penis enters. - this can cause instant tears and screaming in agony.
He tried to put it in my ass, but gave me a chimney fire.
by PhuzzyWuzzy December 22, 2020
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Swindon Chimney

The act of gaping someone's asshole and then blowing smoke into it. The two-person version of the Swindon Smokestack (several smoke blowers)
After a hard round of anal, I relaxed with a cigar and gave the missus a Swindon Chimney.
by iosys April 18, 2019
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