intellectual chess

Intellectual Chess is a drunken game which entirely not based upon regular chess. The game involves taking a large knife, spraying the blade with deodorant, setting fire to it, and then throwing it to each other (NB: throwing it to each other, not at each other.) Intellectual Chess has been played only once, and nobody was hurt.

We were drunk enough that we actually played Intellectual Chess last night.

by Aspirex November 17, 2005

Cheesy Chess

This is a sexual position in which a man covers up a woman's vaginal opening with a slice of American cheese and then he sticks a chess piece, usually a queen, through the piece of American cheese and into the woman's pussy. Then he takes the cheese and makes a cheese burger with it. However, he doesn't eat the cheese burger just yet; he also sticks it up the woman's pussy. Then he eats the woman out until he fully eats the cheese burger. Then when he gets to the chess piece he takes it out and he plays the woman in chess. If he wins the woman cooks him some bacon and he gets to eat it out of her asscrack. If he loses, he has to pull on pooplog out of the woman's butthole.

I did a cheesy chess with this girl and I totaly pwned her in chess.

by E? September 4, 2006

playing chess

Slang for ordering a bag of drugs from a dealer. Used to ensure secrecy when talking over the telephone.

"Hey man, I was hoping I could come over and play chess today."

by entropy todovia mundial September 13, 2005

Chessang

The name Chessang is very unique, possibly 1 in a million. If you are a Chessang, you are caring but only when you want to be, you are funny but only when you have to be, you are strong but only when you have to be. You go through a lot and overcome almost anything life throws at you, but there are days where you give up and fold up into bed and ignore the world and its problems.

When it comes to loyalty and commitment, for you it can be quite difficult. The reason for this is not because you are unfaithful but because you have trust issues. You are afraid that once you find someone and get attached, you wouldn't know what to do if you ever lost them. Commitment also plays a strong role in your trust issues, you may trust your partner but you overthink about trusting yourself.

Rumors upon rumors spread about Chessang's. Some are good and most are bad, but you don't let any of that affect you... or do you?

You put on a smile and laugh out seriousness because you are an overthinker and aren't fast enough to think of a solution to your problems. But you still try.

Chessang's are unique and magnificent, they have beauty on the outside as well as the inside. Treat them with care as they only want what's best for you.

"Who are you staring at Chessang?"
"If you say those things then Chessang will actually do them"
"Oh here comes Chessang"
"Is Chessang really as beautiful on the inside as she is in the outside?"

by Xayjon November 22, 2021

Cheesapig

A word also meaning Cheese-Burger derived from a drunken idiot asking for such in a Pizza shop with the Simpsons Movie still on the brain.

Also known as a Cheeseburger

See also Pedropig

Take me for a cheesapig after work or I will have my Yak duel you.

by hender January 28, 2008

Chessiah

noun. Somebody that's really good at chess.

Dennis: Do you still play chess with Brian?

Gary: No, not at all. He's like the fucking Chessiah.

by Spelly D March 6, 2013

cheskabella

that fucking osu player who keeps on switching from taiko to mania to taiko to mania to taiko to mania to taiko

cheskabella is streaming

by jumperboy222 August 14, 2016