by Crummy June 16, 2003
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It is followed by smelly ferals who live in the gutters in neighbourhoods throughout the country. The supporters are the most uneducated, toothless, hairy bogan scum. They are an embarrassment to Australia, and can be regularly found panhandling for money in city streets.
It is best to avoid this rotten species. Do not give them eye contact or they will start a fight with you and they will give you AIDS if they come within 5 feet of you. Society should pity these blind fools. They need help...
It is followed by smelly ferals who live in the gutters in neighbourhoods throughout the country. The supporters are the most uneducated, toothless, hairy bogan scum. They are an embarrassment to Australia, and can be regularly found panhandling for money in city streets.
It is best to avoid this rotten species. Do not give them eye contact or they will start a fight with you and they will give you AIDS if they come within 5 feet of you. Society should pity these blind fools. They need help...
Carlton supporter: "Giv me ya munny! I needz sum munny coz Im lyk so poor and I dun liv in a home and I gotst no tooths"
Collingwood supporter: "Oh ew, must be a typical filthy dumb Carlton supporter. Get away from me, you degenerate!"
Carlton supporter: "Aiight letz fight coz u so meen. I gunna rob u"
Collingwood supporter: "I pity you, fool. Here's 5 cents. That's being generous, now go do something with your life"
Carlton supporter: "ahrghakjhkjaahfg"
Collingwood supporter: "Oh ew, must be a typical filthy dumb Carlton supporter. Get away from me, you degenerate!"
Carlton supporter: "Aiight letz fight coz u so meen. I gunna rob u"
Collingwood supporter: "I pity you, fool. Here's 5 cents. That's being generous, now go do something with your life"
Carlton supporter: "ahrghakjhkjaahfg"
by Candemothium January 5, 2011
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Home of future home of current rapist and naturalist Connor Mccoy. Be aware of his large and in charge presence, and hide yo friends and hide yo roommates.
Lock your dorms at the College of Charleston, Connor Mccoy is walking down Calhoun Street as we speak!
by russianprivjet July 12, 2011
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by The Pheen October 11, 2018
Get the Carlton mug.A small town in southern Indiana, not too far north of Louisville. It used to be home to an ammunition plant that was actice in WWII.
It has rather crappy schools that are trying to improve themselves with the 1:1 Program, a program that distributes one Macbook to each student. They're beginning to make some progress, but they've got a long way to go. Their mascot is the Pirates.
Ignorant, Bible-thumping rednecks abound. Beware. Also, like the rest of Indiana, they're obsessed with their sports, especially basketball.
At least it's got some nice open land out in the sticks near town. Beware of trigger-happy people who enjoy shooting anything that moves in their yard, though.
It has rather crappy schools that are trying to improve themselves with the 1:1 Program, a program that distributes one Macbook to each student. They're beginning to make some progress, but they've got a long way to go. Their mascot is the Pirates.
Ignorant, Bible-thumping rednecks abound. Beware. Also, like the rest of Indiana, they're obsessed with their sports, especially basketball.
At least it's got some nice open land out in the sticks near town. Beware of trigger-happy people who enjoy shooting anything that moves in their yard, though.
Charlestown is trying to drag itself out of the depths. It's getting there, but it'll be a long haul.
by Pokebreeder123 January 6, 2011
Get the Charlestown mug.a weak and poor imitation of crystal palace. the british government used to send convicts to australia, now they make them watch charlton
"daddy, daddy why do people support charlton"
"i dont know son. probably for the same reason people commit suicide"
"i dont know son. probably for the same reason people commit suicide"
by god February 24, 2005
Get the charlton mug.A Charleston Chew is the name of the sexual act wherein the man slaps his partner's face with his member. While their are other names for this act it is the Charleston Chew that has become the term most applied.
It is thought that the term came to be when Lord Charleston mentioned in his journal documented that he had performed such an act, with the intent of seeking counsel due to his feelings that it may have been demeaning or provoked the wrath of God. Once he confessed to the Church he was sentenced to ninety days in state prison but reclaimed his rank and title upon his return.
What is even more uncertain is when the 'chew' suffix was attached. Most likely it originated when the partner being given the Charleston also stimulated the glans orally, giving rise to the implication of the member as a 'sweet' or 'tootsy-pop'. Charleston Chew is therefore how it is referred to.
It is thought that the term came to be when Lord Charleston mentioned in his journal documented that he had performed such an act, with the intent of seeking counsel due to his feelings that it may have been demeaning or provoked the wrath of God. Once he confessed to the Church he was sentenced to ninety days in state prison but reclaimed his rank and title upon his return.
What is even more uncertain is when the 'chew' suffix was attached. Most likely it originated when the partner being given the Charleston also stimulated the glans orally, giving rise to the implication of the member as a 'sweet' or 'tootsy-pop'. Charleston Chew is therefore how it is referred to.
'I shagged my wife last night then finished off by giving her a Charleston Chew the kinky minx'
'Hey dude look at her!'
'Man I bet she loves a good Charleston'
'Hey dude look at her!'
'Man I bet she loves a good Charleston'
by Adrian Sheperd January 5, 2009
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