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Rowan Chalkey

anything close to something that is disappointing will be over-exaggerated in depressing, and sometimes sickening ways.
-Lyfe is soahh degrahhding
-Your voice mahhks meh want to to stomp a baybeh
wow what a Rowan Chalkey
by Harold Jefferson March 8, 2011
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Clayton Chaney

Most likely related to Hitler. The type of guy who would remove 2 ribs just to suck his own dick. That gay ass motherfucker that likes The Beatles.
He's a Clayton Chaney.
by YogiHitThis March 1, 2017
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LIL CHAKY

A Nigga Who Loves Enjoy Life,Oftenly Misunderstood But Simply Doesn't Give A Fuck.
I'm living my life the LIL CHAKY way!
by #YSL July 4, 2017
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the chokey

Having sex in a missionary position, with the penetrating partner choking the receiving lover.

“ No Ms. Trunchbull don’t send me to the chokey!”
Put me in the chokey daddy!
by Crabbydaddy October 12, 2017
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Amanda Chaney

A very Proud, Family based ,Person that will do all she can to help anyone be it Friend or Foe . A very straight foreward approach to life .loyal to the end .When it comes to Love she holds nothing back giving of her self completely . Never second guessing of her self ,and stead fast to what she believes .

With a magical presence about her she draws even her enemies

in with her never ending smile and charms .Powerful beyond words

life changing and a true one in a life time ,one of a kind
Hey have you meet Amanda Chaney yet?. If You haven't You really should She's a Very Awsome person .
by Catch/Me/If/U/Can May 16, 2018
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Pokey chokey bum wank

To combine 2 sexual acts for one dose of heightened pleasure a pokey bum wank combined with self asphyxiation by the use of vigorously inserting ones finger in an out of one's own anus whilst furiously pleasuring ones own man truncheon with the other hand and at roughly a minute before the point of unbridled ecstasy lean forward on the pre attached belt (hung from the light fitting before the start of the act) choking one's self out and at the point of the act of cumming releasing the pressure on the belt giving you the pleasure of a good pokey and a good bit of asphyxiation admittedly it is a lot of effort but after a few goes it gets easier to set up ideally a spare bedroom is available so you can just leave the equipment ready and waiting not for the feint of hearted and not recommended to do without letting someone know what you have planned (maybe phone up one of your parents and ask if they could stay on the line to make sure release was in good time if a bit late they can phone the relevant emergency service)
I really enjoy a good pokey chokey bum wank but I love a bit of asphyxiation sex too if only there was a way I could enjoy both at the same time (idea form's) just maybe there is a way it might take some time and effort but just think of the pleasure maybe just maybe it might be worth a bit of experimentation to see what is the worst that can happen
(any attempt to do this is at one's own risk and no amount of expensive no cash up front lawyers can help to sue until a safety bracket can be set up maybe one for some entrepreneurs to try pitch to the dragons den)
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Luke Chaney

A dipshit who doesn’t know what the fuck sex, sexiness, and retardedneds is. He is also very retarded and stupid like a cow going into a meat factory
Luke Chaney means a retarded person to hang around
by Pp sucker 12345 April 5, 2019
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