Cottage Cheese

Some chick bitch whose hamstrings and ass look like some no-name cottage cheese.

Can usually be associated with muffin top
When you see these girls (they tend to wear mini-skirts)

Yell "COTTAGE CHEESE" and run away.

no one wants to think of dairy when they are tapping that "block" from behind...

Jenny: Baby you gonna come home with me and get naughty

Conner: Girl, yous a got some COTTAGE CHEESE all over your pa-dunk-a-dunk. PEACE!

by Bobsey2 February 4, 2010

Cottage Time

Cottage Time- The time of day at work ranging from 9am-945am that cottage cheese, any brand, is to be eaten on one's lunch break. Normally the procedure requires getting a spoon and filling a small plastic cup to the top with cottage. The person then eats the cup of cottage.

clock strikes 9:15am
Cathy- "Oh! it's cottage time! yum yum!"

by schedulingsquad August 27, 2013

certainly gaurented

To be sure

You are certainly gaurented

by DarthQuantum June 13, 2017

ceptaz

idiot, idiotic, person of silly behaviour, not responsible

shut up you stupid ceptaz

by ceptaz February 7, 2018

cattarded

When your cat is retarded.
Also hyphenated cat-tarded.

My cat climbs onto the top of the cabinets but it's too dumb to find his way down, he's cattarded.

by Moonie is cattarded July 21, 2018

certainfury

The gayest person on the planet. Possible school shooter. Crushing on kaitlyn.

Certainfury debates on whether he shoots up the school today or tomorrow.

by Yahyeetonthemhoes November 27, 2018

Certainly Gay

the opposite of no homo

I wanna get spanked by my male improv friends, but certainly gay.

by brendans homie December 24, 2018