ceiling squirting

this is when you rub your pickle to the point you're ceiling squirting.

"Chad! Are you ceiling squirting again? I'll go get the towels"

by big daddy ;)) May 28, 2016

Ceiling Swing Plan

A stupid and chaotic plan, like an actual ceiling swing.

No. Shipping Kinsey and Charles together is a ceiling swing plan

by Puffsie<3 November 11, 2022

skyline chili ceiling fountain suspension

a sex move where the sub suspends from the ceiling upside down with their legs spread while the dom pours skyline chili into their ass and let it marinate it until the dom says its ok it let it out and the sub begins to shart it out. it can also be used in the vagina but the infections go crazy 💀🤘‼

dom: baby boy dont you DARE poop it out. or daddy is going to punish you
sub: mmm~ but i cant hold it!!! please master let me poop!
*BLAAAAAAAAAARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*
dom:...
sub: im sowwy master...
dom: hey, lets ask our viewers on how to punish this brat who decided to break the laws of the skyline chili ceiling fountain suspension!

chat: *goes nuts*

by edging_in_my_goon_cave December 4, 2024

National Shit on the Ceiling Hour

National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs every 100 years on December 28th. This holiday event starts on 8:30 pm, and continues until 9:30 pm. The next National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs this December. It’s truly a miracle that we will be around to witness it’s full beauty.

Sally: “Ugh, 2020 has been the worse...”
John: “Don’t worry, National Shit on the Ceiling Hour is coming up!”
Sally: “Oh my god, you’re right!! I’m so excited!”

by Big quivering sweaty armpit September 9, 2020

ceiling

someone stopping tou from living life and doing what you want .

"couldnt really love you anymore, youve become my ceiling"-the gold

by sucksass June 19, 2023

Ceiling Fan

A book about a boy called Liam, his sugar daddy; Daddy Ward, Daddy Gyatton, and Mommy Saggy Aggy. Oh yeah i cant forget Liams brother Connor, the male stripper. xoxo, its a great book <3

The Ceiling Fan book is the best! I cant wait to listen to the audiobook sequel.

by annexoxosmith February 19, 2024

Walking on the ceiling

Pole dancing

Look at that shordy she on that pole walking on the ceiling

by Jesusdadon July 23, 2022