cakes

A woman with a nicely shaped booty.

"Damn! She's got cakes like everyday is her birthday!"

by danmee March 10, 2007

Coffee Cakes

A male, usually in his 60's, living in Suburban Philadelphia, that exhibits bad acne scarring on his face, usually disfiguring.

Fred: You still going out with that Coffee Cakes Guy?
Kellie: Nah, I kicked Coffee Cakes to curb months ago.

Dude has acne so bad, there's no recovering from his Coffee Cakes complexion. I feel bad for the fucker.

by KellieV123 October 19, 2007

Frustrated Caesar

When a man's "Caesar hairstyle" looses ground in structure and style; due to its battle with the recession of male pattern baldness.

I know he's losing his hair, but I wish Eric get rid of that Frustrated Caesar and push it back already.

Eric's Frustrated Caesar starts from the crown of his head and is combed all the way down to the front.

Who's that bald bastard kiddin' with that Frustrated Caesar?

by Edward K. Monahan May 29, 2008

Bakin-Cakes

Makin babies, gettin yo grind one without a jimmy hat.

Bitch what you doin? U and dude over there bakin-cakes

by Tricey08 February 14, 2008

grease cakes

A slow, dim-witted young man by the name of Mike Peterson. He likes to pork overweight older women with paunches.

Grease cakes is coming over! Hide your folks!

by Phartman July 9, 2004

Grumble cakes

A term used by Strongbad. They are in competition with "The Cheat Cakes". The slogan for The Cheat Cakes is "Only liars and cheaters eat grumble cakes, and those people go to prison. Just ask The Cheat!"

"I could kill for some some delicious grumble cakes right about now"

by Brett Himself June 11, 2006

bitch-cakes

To go bitch-cakes is somewhat synonymous with to throw a hissy fit but crazier and with an implication of a physical outburst

Coined by Beth on NewsRadio

Beth: "If my boyfriend acted like that, I would go absolutely bitch-cakes."

by Kathryn January 18, 2004