bandoleer of carrots

Also known as the "bag of crap" this is the most frequently used euphanism for the grab bag of goodies that appears on rare occasion on the popular site woot.
OMFG i missed my blinged out cabbage again! i fear i'll never get my bandoleer of carrots
by AustinBenji March 22, 2007
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friendship carrot

When two friends with gauged ears shove a baby carrot though their ear holes in an act of friendship
did you see Sarah and Scotty have friendship carrots?
by wowdkffjdjjdekdkcjdhsahsjfkfls December 01, 2019
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Mr. Carrot

Mr. Carrot is a demon spawned from hell. Mr. Carrot first appears in the movie Bolt. Mr. Carrot also owns Lake Erie.
Oh my God, Run! It’s Mr. Carrot!
by ItsCritters May 07, 2019
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limp carrot

Your a big limp carrot! A big pussy that can't stand for nothing!
by Jaded Gypzy January 25, 2020
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Cut Carrot

mulla: Sharia preaches this, Islam preaches that.
human: hey Cut Carrot, shut your goat-arsed mouth.
by tenet June 19, 2020
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raw carrot

Inserting your spray-tanned penis into a woman's mouth directly after a shower.
Bro, I bet Donald Trump gives ladies raw carrots all the damn time.
by psseudopsych January 20, 2017
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Carrot cog

Something weak and foolishly planned or designed that others can see will not last long.
His carrot cog business plan is soon going to leave him in hot waters.

Your ideas are but carrot cog; keep them to yourself; I am not going to be fooled.
by Dr Farhan January 23, 2022
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