Uno reverse card

You can use it if you don't want to do something.

ur mom: Go clean the dishes.

you: Uno reverse card
ur mom: *Cleans dishes* works everytime uwu

by Ritzlikesdilfs March 26, 2020

dos reverse card

a card you can use if you run out of uno reverse cards

you: *runs out of uno reverse cards*
you: dos reverse card

by BenSav March 15, 2021

Tard Card

This is when an actor or actress decides to play a mentally retarded person to gain acting accolades like an Oscar, Emmy or Golden Globe Award.

Did you see DiCaprio in, "Whats Eating Gilbert Grape"?
That dude nearly got an Oscar for playing the Tard Card.

by Roomba August 21, 2006

Cardi B

1. Drugs Nibbas to make up for how shit she is at rapping

2. Short term for Cardiovascular Bronchitis

1. Bill Cosby has done a Cardi B and he drugged some Nibbas

2. Your mum has Cardiovascular Bronchitis

by Alpha Daddy June 16, 2019

race card

When somebody tries to use their race or place of origin to gain an advantage over a person or situation.

The Meat Sheik played the race card when a reporter from the ABC T.V Show 'Chasers' confronted him at the airport with masking tape.

Chasers Reporter: Will you say more nasty things about the people of Australia when your in a mosque overseas?
Meat Sheik: You racist! You racist! You racist!
Chasers Reporter: Here is some masking tape for your mouth.
Meat Sheik: Racist! Racist! Racist!

by Marbles1000 June 2, 2007

Cardi B

(N) Former stripper who can't sing, and admits to drugging her johns in order to rob them.

See: sociopath.

R Kelly might have been a sexual predator, but he's no Cardi B!

by VulcanLogic March 28, 2019

Diabetes Card

Generating an excuse based on a a diabetes side-effect. The use of a diabetic card can (with varying degrees of success) cause a dropping of the original subject... often due to the other person's discomfort with the subject.

It is one of the few perks of a incurable disease which requires painful medical treatments multiple times daily and can shorten your lifespan by 15 years, cause blindness, kidney failure, liver problems, extensive nerve damage, and other terminal health problems. The truth of the "diabetic card" may vary, as with other excuses.

Professor/Teacher/Employer: "Why were you late this morning?"

Diabetes Card: "My blood sugar was 350 mg/dl last night, and I was unable to go to bed until well past 3 AM."

Professor/Teacher/Employer: "Ah... well, look out for yourself."

by College Diabetic April 6, 2010