Cancerous Ass Carnage

the act of smearing your bloody dick on a rectal tumor

Uncle Greer- dude i was just diagnosed with a malignant tumor
Blake- where is it?
Uncle Greer- on my ass
Blake- can i fuck it?
Uncle Greer- sure! i love cancerous ass carnage

by jlaw23s June 20, 2009

Carnal

christian that is non religious and not spiritual, verb for a Corinthian

He was a carnal person, so he stopped going to church on sundays.

by gern123 March 13, 2010

cankle

where the calf and the ankle looks like an over risen homeade loaf of bread stuffed into a shoe.

that bitch should spread some butter on those things to get those shoes on

by t.j. March 9, 2004

canker cunt

Female that plays Halo 3 so much that she develops sores on her pussy.

You aint nothing but a fucking canker cunt, die so I can teabag you.

by niodin March 10, 2008

Cankles

To have fat ankles.

I broke her cankles.

by MoMoolah December 26, 2016

Cankle Protector

A boyfriend, usually a possessive jealous jerk, who stops all men from glancing at his overweight girlfriend (especially her fat exposed ankle) because he thinks she's actually gorgeous.

N: "Dang, what's up with our roommate?"
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."

by flame sans e May 12, 2008

Cankle protector

A boyfriend, usually a possessive jealous jerk, who stops all men from glancing at his overweight girlfriend (especially her fat exposed ankle) because he thinks she's actually gorgeous.

N: "Dang, what's up with our roommate?"
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."

by flame sans e May 13, 2008