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Captain K

A young Adventurer who led an Infantry Company of Afghan National Army soldiers on over 300 combat and humanitarian missions in Eastern Afghanistan between July 2004 and July 2005. His journey was recorded in the book "Captain K's Afghanistan Adventure".
Man, that guy is so tough and brave, he's like the real Captain k!
by Razor6 January 25, 2011
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Lash captain

One who leads and encourages the excessive consumption of alcohol at an event. They more than often lead by example.
George Best was arguably the lash captain supremo.

Lisa is being such a lash captain tonight!

That bloke is hardcore, I bet he's the lash captain.
by Jimbob6988 March 31, 2009
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captain obvious

A very slow-witted individual, usually one who states the most obvious thing.
A: Hey, water's wet!
B: Good call, Captain Obvious!
by Clarissa June 21, 2003
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Captain-crunch mouth

the post-eating phenomenon where one's mouth hurts and might bleed due to scraping of the sharp Captain Crunch cereal against the gums and roof of the mouth during mastication. The Cereal even after soaking in milk can stay sharp and lacerate gums if eaten hurriedly.
You need to watch out for Captain-Crunch mouth if you are engaging in oral sex and are at risk for STD infection.
by GDDPHD February 21, 2015
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Career Capital

Career Capital is the value of competencies, knowledge and individual personality attributes you have to produce economic value. Career Capital is vitally important for an individual’s success in all stages of work and life. Career Capital can increase through education, experience and your ability to identify and convert opportunity. In the digital age, building your career capital requires a conscious effort to strategically evolve in order to act and influence as a valuable and respected resource.
If you want to get a job, you can no longer just apply like everyone else. You need to understand the business and learn what they need and where they are planning to go so you can bring value and ideas right away. This way you come into the interview with the career capital you need to be the best person for the job.
by value man March 12, 2012
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thank you captain obvious

What you reply to someone who has just said something completely stupid and obvious.
Joe: Wow it sure is hot here in the desert huh?
Tom: Well thank you captain obvious...
by puje November 11, 2009
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captain ron

The pimpiest pirate en el mundo.
Kurt Russels Best Movie
Captain Ron gives me something to live for.
by Clay Monette October 2, 2003
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