Captain Niggamerica

When Captain America becomes black

Captain America is black now? I guess we have to call him Captain Niggamerica!

by Finn0924 May 20, 2019

captain

term of endearment used to show respect

whats up captain?

by shaggymorphism October 31, 2021

Captain Jack Sparrow

saturated with rum; constantly hot. smudged kohl eyeliner and red bandana. complete with beads and silver in hair. unverified accent. pirate in the caribbean; captain of the black pearl.

i love captain jack sparrow, captain of the black pearl and my heart :)

by stef helle March 16, 2004

ass captain

The male who is responsible for inviting along female companions when a group of males decide to go out. The Ass Captain has no other responsibility other than to ensure the women show up for the evening.

Joe is the Ass Captain for the night since he met a group of girls on the Internet last night and they agreed to roll out with us.

by Epic909 March 28, 2004

Can't see shit captain

I absolutely cannot see.

*lightswitch is off*
..."Can't see shit captain."

"You see that over there?"
"Can't see shit captain."

by lowrah February 17, 2009

Captainsparklez

The best youtuber alive! Captainsparklez is the only sense of joy many people get in this world. Enjoy him before Tom killed him because Jordan is better at everything.

Captainsparklez is better than you.

by DontTalkToMePeasants November 15, 2016

captain planet

I can't believe I liked watching that shit as a kid.

by true July 15, 2003