Highway Camera

A camera, typically used by truckers, to protect themselves from fraudulent claims related to accidents.

When I got into an accident, my highway camera saved my ass from getting a ticket and losing my license.

by Eye on the Highway July 1, 2012

Meat Cameras

Your eyes

Tour Guide: Please focus your Meat Cameras on the Washington Monument please

by The Body of God June 27, 2019

KILLER CAMERA

Also known as killer constipated is a person who gets slapped on a game called Elder scrolls online he is also carried by a pencil pecker named Zexy

Im killer camera and i love my kneecap hair

by Incappable- July 11, 2019

Edward Camerahands

A game where the player must duct tape cameras to his hands which both livestream to YouTube. The player cannot remove the cameras until he has been arrested. He also loses if charges are filed.

Man 1: You up for a game of Edward Camerahands?
Man 2: Nah, I nearly got shot last time.

by KugelblitzInTheBathtub June 24, 2021

jay capers

hes a smart guy that every girl fingers 2

jay capers makes me cream

by largecock98 September 9, 2022

Where's the Cameras?

A phrase used when something so absurd and ludicrous happens, that those bearing witness to the stupidity think they're on a hidden-camera television show. So, they're waiting for the camera crews to come out laughing. The phrase can be used as a result of a ridiculous statement, event, or altercation with another person.

Woman: Would you like to sign a petition to end the sexual exploitation of dairy cows, who are being assaulted every time they are milked without their consent?

Man: Wait...What? How is this a thing?

Woman: How is what a thing!?

Man: Come on, where's the cameras? Are you being serious right now?

by Fawning Girl August 15, 2019

Shake the camera

The act of masturbation.

Originates from having FaceTime sex and the camera shaking with the motion.

“Me and X shook the camera last night”
“When did you last shake the camera?”

by MCEGWM November 22, 2020