Cancer men are 9/10 super attractive, although astrology might say that they are bottom they are usually the one on top, they love giving pet names and challenging their partner. They’re very caring and don’t give a fuck what people think. Cancer women are usually the top in the relationship, they give out orders and enjoy giving pet names. Although they can be very fucking hypocritical they’re fun at times.
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Get the Cancer meme mug.The disorder of the mind. Unlimited growth of thoughts that are unhealthy and unproductive, recurring over and over.
Mark seems to be having a hard time getting over the divorce and getting on with his life. I think he has mind cancer.
by Shakes Peer July 11, 2016
Get the mind cancer mug.Weight gain and late onset diabetes caused by drinking large amounts of soda and eating junk food during a long commute. Other symptoms may include excess chins and front butt.
by meter76 February 9, 2009
Get the Commuter Cancer mug.A prank in which one person (the attacker) approaches another person (the victim), saying, "I was reading a copy of Scientific American, and, apparently, scientists have discovered that if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer." After hearing this, the victim will lift their hand to their face, attempting to see if they have cancer. Then, the attacker will smack the victim's hand into their face, resulting in a throbbing nose and tons of laughter.
The Cancer Prank
Don: "Hey, Jon, I was reading a copy of Scientific American, and, apparently, scientists have discovered that if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer."
Jon: "Really???"
*Jon lifts hand to face, and Don smacks Jon's hand into his face*
Don: "Ha, ha, ha!!!"
Jon: "Ow, ow, ow!!!"
Don: "Hey, Jon, I was reading a copy of Scientific American, and, apparently, scientists have discovered that if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer."
Jon: "Really???"
*Jon lifts hand to face, and Don smacks Jon's hand into his face*
Don: "Ha, ha, ha!!!"
Jon: "Ow, ow, ow!!!"
by Catiebug June 30, 2008
Get the The Cancer Prank mug.Stacey: I love big black cock, I think I have jungle fever.
Person #1: It's not fever, you have it all the time.
Stacey: Oh, right it's jungle cancer!
Person #1: It's not fever, you have it all the time.
Stacey: Oh, right it's jungle cancer!
by TurtleBoy001 May 15, 2010
Get the Jungle Cancer mug."I can't do right by my wife. I work hard all day long and I got three dollars in my pocket. I got cancer of the prick.."
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