Calista

A girl with a deformed finger. She may look like an average white girl but, little do you know, she is actually pacific islander. This girl is allergic to pineapples and is a huge pet lover, she especially loves small animals. Calista's are also really short! By short I mean 4'11. They may be short but they are extremely nice towards people who are nice to them but, do not piss her off. If you piss off a Calista, you won't be alive by tomorrow. If you ever meet a Calista, greet her with a nice hello and do not ask how she messed her finger up.

John: Hey Calista! So, how did you fuck your finger up?
Calista: Fuck off you fucking weisenheimer, who do you think you are, Mary Poppins?
John: Geez... sorry

by poo_poo_pee_pee_ January 13, 2020

Calisimp

Someone who simp for calisthenics gains

That guy only thinks about training, he's such a calisimp

by dicbiscuit69 October 31, 2020

calisexual

Calisexual is only being attracted to cali. Only one person named elle is calisexual.

Elle is calisexual

by slytheriddle December 31, 2020

Calipstile

The most purest and truest form of love one man can have towards one woman

Dustin is completely calipstile over Brandi.

by Dcook143 February 20, 2021

calista

A calista is a group of rodents.

Hey, Josh! Did you see that calista of rats that just ran past us?

by dustah February 25, 2021

caliste

Shes not gone James she's right here

Caliste is not gone James

by Ligmaballsandsmackmacock May 4, 2021

Calise

loves mario

wow! calise loves mario kart

by mask1 November 8, 2021