Czecho Libre

When you bring your own bottle of alcohol to the pub and you order just coke

Bro, lets go to the pub and have czecho libre

by Xid00 November 2, 2023

Czechia

The nicer sounding thing to call the Czech Republic. We don't call Germany the "Federal Republic of Germany" for a reason!

Czechia, like the rest of Europe, likes making beer.

by Thecoolesttoucanever December 20, 2023

Czechoslovakian motorcycle ride

Czechoslovakian motorcycle ride: while a girl gives you a blowjob, you are holding the hair on either side of her head, with your fingers intertwined into her hair. At random moments you hold her head down as far as she can manage, not letting her up until you feel a gentle tear landing on your lap, or other indicator that she’s had enough.

I was in bed with Irene last night, and I totally yanked her head down and gave her a Czechoslovakian motorcycle ride

by ButteCityGibbs December 24, 2023

czechoslovakian everything bagel

A sexual act which involves one party hammering gravel into the other's booty cheeks(creating the, "everything," part of the bagel.) Following this, asshole will be filled with cream cheese, creating an everything bagel.
Next, the individual will have anal sex with the other, adding semen to the everything bagel. After this, the cream cheese and semen will be eaten along with the actual flesh of the ass.

"Dude did you hear that Charlie gave Brennon a Czechoslovakian Everything Bagel last night?"

"I did, totally brutal dude."

by drinking24ozofwaterrn June 21, 2024

Czechoslovakian Wind Tunnel

The act of being tied down, unable to move, and then having a partner fart as hard as possible over the top of your head.

Chris: I'm tired of regular fart porn!

Stacey: You should try a Czechoslovakian Wind Tunnel!

by StevenJobs420 February 28, 2025

Czechoslovakian Cheese-Pull

Two men, (with foreskin), dock their penis' together whilst hard and jerk off until they have both finished and their is a sufficient amount of cum. Once this is completed, the two men slowly pull apart their penises, revealing a long strand of "cheese" like pulling apart a mozzarella stick.

Guy One: "You bro, wanna try the Czechoslovakian Cheese-Pull?"

Guy Two: "Go fuck yourself"

by futuluhtoogan king February 19, 2026

Czechoslovakian Necktie

Guys, you’ll be wearing her for your necktie while top Czechoslovakian metal band Arakain plays in the background. It is very sensual sex position, but requires a bit of extra effort on both partners’ parts, you can’t nail this position unless you have some strength. The man stands with his back to the edge of the bed and throws one leg on its corner, kneeling against the bed top. The woman stands in front of her lover with her back to him. She puts her leg bent at the knee on the bed. The male partner takes the other leg by the ankle and raises her foot up to her hips. With the hand, the man supports the passion by the waist. She pulls her arms up and wraps them around the man’s neck, arching towards his body.

Jeff suggested trying out the Czechoslovakian Necktie move for their wedding anniversary. His wife Kelly was all for it and suggested the song Proč?/Amadeus.

by Kmtgod July 5, 2025