crooked jerky jockey

When you jerk your jock and it is not quite the straight rod you’re looking for. Usually drifting to the right unless you have an unusual dominant hand

The grinch is such a crooked spirit he even has a crooked jerky jockey

by Chonga December 24, 2021

mr crook

really black used to play football but really sucked at it and loves stealing stuff from little kids and is is a pede

boy: bro mr crook is so black

boy 2: that’s racist you negro

by Dumb B!itch June 6, 2022

Crooked butthole

See jaded

Ive had crooked butthole ever since i ate those carolina reaper pickles

by Jade Tea March 9, 2022

Pussy Crook

Someone who lies and sells you a dream and super secretive love bombing you doing the most to have sex then after sex the true colors start to show .

Her: hey how are you and rob doing? He seems so perfect for you!
She: oh Rob was a liar girl. He’s a pussy crook. I want my pussy back.

by Flybirl July 15, 2022

Crooked Crack

When a person doesn't have his pants in straight and is moved offset to the right or left.

Tony didn't put his pants on correctly and are off to the side, it looks like he has a crooked crack.

by steammustachio May 31, 2020

Crook

a extremly small crooked penis that u can trim but grows back everytime no matter what you can train your crook to be a little straighter by jacking off, just visit our site www.uncrook.com for tips and support!

Isabelle: « wow! last night was... uh something i did it with a crook i didnt feel nothing»

Joey: «ah... not again!...»

by Tasty Crooks May 10, 2017

crooked mudflap

Sexual position when a male in a trucker hat hits it from behind on one leg (one leg must be on the floor to constitute a crooked mudflap).

Carl gave Lousie a crooked mudflap last night because of his bum ankle.

by Cupcaketopus March 23, 2022