Cougar Clog

When you bring home a cougar and she
breaks your toilet

Dude did you bang yhat cougar kast night?
yep, after that she totally cougar clogged my toilet. Now I'm waiting on a plumber!

by vpamelectricman July 13, 2010

Barracks Cougar

A barracks cougar is much like a barracks bunny, only older like mom or grandma status. Usually in their early 30's late 40's.

Marine 1: Dude! That chick is old enough to be my mom why is she in the BRKS?

Marine 2: She's A Barracks Cougar!

by AwesomeNess One April 16, 2010

cougar bits

the prey of the urban cougar (i.e. a mature woman who explores a predilection for younger men). typically a male in his late teens to mid 20's. synonym(s): bobcat

Paul: "Dude, Susie 30-something over there is totally looking at you like cougar bits."

Alex: "Well, I am pretty tasty. I HEART COUGARS!"

by Cashmoneyrolls June 9, 2007

Cougar Cub

A male or female(depending on sexuality) that enjoys cougars hunting on them or go out especially for cougars.

Jenni is cougar cub, she only dates older women.
Max loves cougars, he is a cougar cub.

by Squeaks6 August 7, 2012

Cougarlife

Internet site where you get matched with cougars if you're a horny young fella and matched with "Cubs" if you're a hot mom looking for some fresh meat.

Cougar: "I need to drain some 21-year old balls"
Cougar#2: "Go to cougarlife, it's cool"
Cubs: "F Yeah!"

by RidingDirty November 3, 2010

Cougar

A woman in her sexual prime who prefers to hunt rather than be hunted. A cougar's victims are usually under 25, as cougars prefer to mate with men who still have hair. Cougars generally feed and then continue hunting, as they enjoy role reversal.

by rberg November 5, 2003

Cougar tag

An intermediate drivers license or learners permit that allows a teen to legally drive a cougar around.

I just went to the DOL and picked up my cougar tag, now i have to pick up women twice my age to drive.

by tinny mctaptap January 28, 2009