cornholio

One who is acting silly or stupid because he or she is under the influence of sugar, drugs, or alcohol.

Hannah: What's wrong with Ian? Why's he running around with his shirt over head like that?
Shiro: Uh, well, he just ate a pound of rock candy and drank a bottle of cold medicine.
Hannh: Well, get cornholio in the house before he hurts himself!

by Happy Noodle Blacker August 23, 2006

Corn Hole

to insert two fingers into ones ass hole

by dan skay January 6, 2007

cornholing

when you pick corn, and put the aformentioned corn in a random mailbox, and imagine the expression on the owner's face when they open their mailbox.

Chris Chris, dude, check it out, I cornholed at least 7 mailboxes last night!!! Going cornholing is the best.

Sick-nasty!!

yeah!

by piss up my ass April 16, 2010

cornholing

the act of sitting in such a way, on purpose, that your penis slips in between your butt cheeks and you have to fart to pop it out. When done by accident, it is just called corndogging.

John is such a pervert he was cornholing at his own wedding.

by spider420 December 9, 2008

Corn Hole

A geme played at tailgate parties. Uses a cardboard box with a hole and you throw beanbags in it.

Throw your bag in my corn hole!

by Tmoner January 6, 2007

cornholio

Alter-ego of Mexican President Vicente Fox. He often speaks through this personage when he needs to feel superior. Which is rather difficult, especially when your citizenry are willing to risk their lives in order to leave the country you're leading.

Once said by El Presidente Fox as the star of one of Tiajuana's infamous donkey-shows "You have awakened my bunghole!"

by Lord Heavyhandz July 19, 2005

corn hole

what cop do to drunks

sgt. brown went for the brown

by lyonheart January 6, 2007