Cuntstipated

The emotional or spiritual blockage caused by having to deal with too many cunts in one day.

Comedian Jim Jefferies is feeling cuntstipated after having to deal with multiple cunts is a day.

by Mana6ement the third July 8, 2020

constepaded

What this muppet said.

cooden
to be constepaded
Girl; I cant take a poop. guy; Girl you be cooden.
by eric diaz February 23, 2011

by SatireSteve October 7, 2020

Cumstipated

When you’re backed up with sperm and you can’t expel your load.

“Why’s Donny so upset?

“He’s been cumstipated for weeks”

“There’s traffic on juice highway”

by Dr. Catburger January 11, 2021

Castipated

when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe, and/or crying

“When Jenny told the joke, Arthur immediately became castipated. He was laughing so hard, no noise was escaping his mouth. We could only see tears running down his cheeks. His laughter or, lack thereof, caused everyone around him to laugh as well.”

by skeelodripp March 3, 2021

constipation

constipation is when you are unable to poop, or poop doesn't come out in the satisfactory, or you could say, average, amount. it could come out in multiple small balls of poop, but you may still feel that there is more to come. it is honestly, really sad though, because poop is amazing and poop is great. the feel, the look, and moreover, the taste is majestic.

your mom has constipation, jamal. take good care of her poop. oh wait- she doesn't have any.

by constipationwillhauntyou December 10, 2021

constipation

constipation is when you are unable to poop, or poop doesn't come out in the satisfactory, or you could say, average, amount. it could come out in multiple small balls of poop, but you may still feel that there is more to come. it is honestly, really sad though, because poop is amazing and poop is great. the feel, the look, and moreover, the taste is majestic.

your mom has constipation, jamal. take good care of her poop. oh wait- she doesn't have any.

by constipationwillhauntyou December 10, 2021

Cumstipated

Adj. that describes the ache that comes from blue balls.

God she could've at least finished me off, now I'm just cumstipated.

by mewmewmew666666 March 26, 2022