Jonathan: “hey asshole, go cockblocking somewhere else, bitch!”
Generic asshole: “no. Also, fuck you, imma steal your girl.”
Generic asshole: “no. Also, fuck you, imma steal your girl.”
by The ceo of shit Cold War guns July 16, 2021

by cockyblockysucky April 24, 2022

the person who stays sober at a party, club, etc. and keeps his/her friends from hookin up with grenades, landmines, or just someone ( or people) they shouldn`t
Ronnie: Yo bro mad people are hittin up karma tonight, lets go.
Mike: Cool
Ronnie: But bro, Sam`s gonna be there
Mike: That`s cool, i`ll be your designated cockblocker
Mike: Cool
Ronnie: But bro, Sam`s gonna be there
Mike: That`s cool, i`ll be your designated cockblocker
by Android23 January 24, 2011

The type of people who do everything to invalidate every move you make on someone you are attracted to or in love with just because they c couldn't do it themselves. So, according to their crab-bucket logic, if they can't do it, neither you can.
Person A: Bro, I can't wait to meet her on this date.
Person B: My guy, she is way out of your league.
Person C: Cockblockers being like:
Person B: My guy, she is way out of your league.
Person C: Cockblockers being like:
by TheKamikazeMonkeys May 28, 2024
