trench coatting

Tricking people into thinking that you have your life together when you're actuallly just two twelve year olds disguised with a trench coat.

I was totally trench coatting at my job interview

by Trench coatter December 4, 2014

blue coats

Group of people who shy away from conventional medical treatment

She is one of the blue coats, she chose not to have chemo

by iron skillet soup May 17, 2016

Powder Coating

(N) when someone cums in your ass and then you turn around and fart in their face.

“He fucked me so hard, when I was done I felt like powder coating his face.”

by CarRSB November 21, 2020

Salt Coating

The opposite of sugar coating but equally indirect and insincere. Contrary to popular belief, you can get your point across best by not being an asshole but not being too nice either. Salt coating doesn't make a statement any more true despite claims that it is a sign of honesty. Salt coating when criticizing someone often leaves them focused on the toxic garbage words instead of the main point unless they have a strong bullshit filter. Also known as destructive criticism.

Being Honest: I didn't like the dish. It's too sweet for me.
Result: Cook takes the constructive criticism into consideration and improves the dish by making it less sweet.
Salt Coating: A drunken autistic monkey can make a better dish than a worthless shit like you! You trying to give me diabetes?!
Result: Cook is distracted by the insults instead of improving the dish and spends the rest of the time arguing with salt coater.

by The Washed Few March 8, 2019

candy coating

When you eat then shit in your partners mouth, and then they proceed to give you a blowjob

Calvin was being a limey bastard instead of just face fucking him, I made him give me a candy coating

by tom1717 December 18, 2008

Beer coat

A coat that is worn by a person who is slightly intoxicated. Marijuana may or may not be mandatory with said accessory.

"Damn that cunt and his beer coat."

by Smokey MacGyver October 12, 2013

Crusty Coat

A coat covered in grease,pizza sauce,milk,and other substances which have been hardened and formed a crust like surface on the coat.

Look at that kid,He's got a Crusty Coat!

by HotStickyPillow May 9, 2018