Crystal Castle

To drink heavily very quickly due to change of plans.

My meeting ran late so I only had 30 minutes before the concert... I had to crystal castle it.

by PreGame June 7, 2011

crystal

A Person That Doesn't Disrespect Anyone And Is Very Unique.

She is a crystal. He is a crystal.

by Akr1_kierre November 12, 2007

crystabel

A wonderful amazing beautiful gem..she is rare to find and one of a kind.
She is very religious

She is lively and outgoing, but is very delicate..you might want to pick your words well when dealing with her
She just wants to be loved and she's all yours if you treat her with respect

Get you a Crystabel and you'll ever regret it...

Friend: "Wow,that girl is amazing!"
Me: "That's my Crystabel!"

by Orchidd December 30, 2017

crystal stroker

An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.

Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!

Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.

by Philosiraptor July 6, 2009

crystanbul

the time liverpool blew a 3-0 lead tp crystal palace

josh: hey I think liverpool will win the league this season

steve: remember crystanbul?

by bayernfanforever September 25, 2020

Pussy Crystals

The white crust aftermath left on your dick when done with sex.

Dude, we had sex like 4 hours ago and I still have pussy crystals on my dick.

by Leisuretron... August 17, 2012

Crystalin

shes an all around amazing girl. shes super smart and nice. she always helps you first and she'll worry about herself later. she has a smile that could light up the darkest tunnel. a laugh that makes you smile. she has eyes that mezmerize you and she has a body but swears she dont. shes one of a kind and absolutely beautiful. all the girls hate her cuz all the guys love her, but she swears like shes so ugly. she deserves a slap for saying anything bad about her self because shes fucking perfect. and any guy that passes her up (Tyrese aka the guy she is in LOVE with) is the biggest idiot ever. no one ever thinks of talking shit about her because as sweet as she is she aint affraid to kick some ass. dont even think of messing with her family cuz the next thing you know ur laying on the groung wondering what the hell happened?!?!

Crystalin is a beautiful person.

by Moochymoochy October 25, 2018