California Chili Dog

When a girl shits on your dick, then you punch her in the nose and then let the blood drip on your dick then she proceeds to suck you off.

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Chicago Chili Dog

When a guy shits on a girl's chest, then titty fucks her.

Those wacky Illinois people love to give their wives the ol Chicago Chili Dog.

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Having vigorous anal sex until feces is produced. Sliding your dog in-between her buns and making chili from Uranus (your anus).

Bro, I took Leslie back to my place last night and made a space chili dog.

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This is where your SO skipped dinner so you dip you boner in a Cincinnati based chili during foreplay

Thank god aaron Gave me a Cincinnati chili-dog last night I skipped dinner so we could have ses

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Where a man shits on a female's chest then proceeds to titty fuck her. Afterwards the female sucks him clean.

I fed my wife a Chattanooga chili dog. Afterwards she brushed her teeth.

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This move is where you take a dump in between a woman's boobs and then proceed to titty fuck her.

I gave Lisa the old Cleveland Chilly Dog last night in bed.

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The act of using vomit as lube after a large, celebratory feast.

"I'm stuffed. Wanna fuck?"
"Sure, but we're out of lube"
"Guess it's time for the Ol' Roman Chili Dog"

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