Chat Gopher

When a person goes online periodically using a chat program to check who's online, usually ignoring friends of the same sex while at the same time annoying the heck out of every poor sod on the Gopher's contact list (because of the annoying log-on alert window). This can also be used for the purpose of seeking attention of people in the Gopher's contact list that are online.

This is akin to the gopher on the 1980's movie "Caddy Shack" sticking its head out of the ground to scope out the world.

Tony "Chat Gophered" last night to see if any chicks he liked were online...

by A. Innes and T. Phung September 1, 2005

Chat Boy

A person's whose only purposes serves is to talk and entertain another on the phone. There is no need to see this person in real life,their only use and utility is of that talking on a phone.

I never see John anymore,we talk all the time on the phone though. It's okay he's my Chat Boy

by GreenDizzle121 September 20, 2011

internet chat

The combination of several words and phrases commonly used by people in chat rooms or message boards.

1. G2G, gotta go :D lol
2. Dude, stop speaking in internet chat.

by bluesonic August 8, 2006

chat shitter

a person that chats nonsense.

that girl is a chat shitter

by amby and roxy April 10, 2007

Chat noir

NOT LADYBUGS SIDEKICK

Someone ladybug would be DEAD without

Person 1: what's the name of Ladybug' S sidekick

Person 2: chat noir
Me: I hate you both

by JesusFreakIsMe February 21, 2019

Chat stalking

When someone reads the group chat texts but doesn't particpate, therefore stalking the group chat

"How does she know what happened on chat last night?she wasn't even there"
"she must have been chat stalking..."

by Thatgirl111 May 3, 2015

Parallel Chatting

The phenomena that occurs when an online chat morphs into two parallel conversations, usually as a result of one person continuing a conversation without realizing that the other person has changed the subject.

Person A: Yeah its funny how beer and weed can make you feel like you're peeing when combined.
Person A: Anyway, what's your favorite flavor of cotton candy?
Person B: Yeah this one time I smoked a spliff and downed a 40, and it felt like Niagara falls down there .
Person B: I'd have to say blue.
Person A: Hahaha! and agreed.
Person B: I like how you resolved our parallel chatting.

by 37coolhandluke37 October 1, 2011