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nub cannon

Any weapon in a FPS (first person shooter) game that has the quality of

1. being extremely easy to use
2. being extremely powerful

a nub cannon, also knows as a n00b cannon, a NUBZ cannon, etc etc is usually something that people bitch about when they get PWNT.

The people who complain usually turn out to be nubs anyways, as l33t players don't fall prey to nub cannons.
Examples of nub cannon

PSR sniper rifle in Counter Strike

M16A4 Carbine in Call of Duty 4

SAW in Call of Duty 4

many types of mounted cannons and grenade lunchers
by NUB1337 January 15, 2008
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Somerset Academy Canyons

A shitty ass school filled with a bunch of white, redneck, homophobic boys who call everyone gay and a faggot, but behind the scenes, love to mess with each other’s assholes. Also happens to inhabit white girls who think they’re black and Hispanic girls who think they’re white and also say faggot. Might just happen to be filled with teachers who think they’re students too!
Damn, Jamie is going to Somerset Academy Canyons! I feel so bad for him dude.
by keepingitundercoverpt1 October 27, 2018
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rusty cannonball

A sexual act in which a woman, during her period, inserts a ping pong ball into her vagina. She then, using muscle contractions, pops the ball out, hopefully causing it to fly some distance.
"Dude, my grandma can rusty cannonball farther than you can throw a football"

"You'll never believe it, but my girlfriend almost took my eye out with a rusty cannonball last night"
by Kirkus Jones December 13, 2008
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rape cannon

1. a ridiculously overpowered weapon
2. a penis
"dude the hammer of dawn in gears is such a frigging rape cannon'

"oh god she bit off my rape cannon"
by Wamfox March 31, 2010
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rice cannon

Term used to refer to the humongous exhaust pipes ricers put on their slow cars to make it look and sound like a fast car.

Also called rice pipe, apple shooters.
Dude! Check out that rice cannon, I bet he gets an extra 50hp from that!
by Whitney Yiu July 31, 2006
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poop cannon

A person which is ready to poop.
Johnny was driving down the street after lunch and realized that he was a poop cannon ready to fire.
by anteater97 January 15, 2009
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Canonsburg

A small town in Pennsylvania with nothing to do but decorate a Perry Como statue and bitch about nativity scenes.
OMG this town is so boring! I must be in Canonsburg
by GrandMasterElby December 15, 2010
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