The Callum Handwash

When you don't have hand sanitizer so you use soju

fuck i'm out of soju *drinks hand sanitizer*

also, i'm callum and i wash my hands, i call that The Callum Handwash

by crank that soju boy April 10, 2022

callum penn

A man in the who is smart, gentleman-like and always has amazing hair. He is kind and so funny, always puttting a smile on your face and is very sexy and amazing in bed. Your lucky if you know a callum penn and if he's yours he'll treat you like a queen and your are a lucky person but make sure you call him Cal

Callum Penn is fit

by Crex6 May 5, 2018

Callum McEnerney

Callum is the sweetest, kindest and most caring person on the earth. He will protect and love you like a god, he thinks he's ugly but everyone knows he is a S-N-A-C-K. He is the best boyfriend ever and he is the best person to ever exist in all the planets in space. He is all round perfection.

Oh Callum McEnerney, yeah he's my boyfriend. You jealous? Don't answer, I know you are.

by Urban. Dictionary May 12, 2020

Callum Mcdonald

He likes pies and men.

Hey, Thats Callum Mcdonald! Is he eating pies, or men?

by hmmmmmmmmnmmmmm June 16, 2022

callum shoeney

a fat fuck who likes to sit in bed an eat his own body weight in chocolate cake and custard creams

Person 1: Hey have you heard about callum shoeney
Person 2: oh yea that fat fuck
Person 3: Lol rawr xd

by rawr,raw,roar February 12, 2018

Callum Turner

I have nothing to say

"Callum Turner is so hot!"
"Simp."

by francoistherabbit June 6, 2022

callum cato

Callum cato can be a kind-hearted, gorgeous, handsome , man but boy oh boy can he be evil.for example one time you meet for the first time everything is nice and smooth and hes rlly growing on you then you finnally confess feeling date for a bit then you brake up then his an utter bitch. Who is horrible makes you insecure and treats you like a stranger.and gets a re bound 5 days after you brake up <3

Friend 1: y/n isnt that your ex callum cato?
Friend 2 : omg it is

Y/n : oh yeh he was really nice until we broke up now hes an asshole

by bæ <3 July 29, 2021