Callum

Callum is a name that means enormous boobs on a man.

"I don't like him like that, but Callum's really pretty."

"Callum? Doesn't that name translate to Big Boobs in english?"

by toyflyer August 2, 2024

Callum Machan

AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.

"OMG, IS THAT A CALLUM MACHAN?"
"No, he's not a cutie patootie like a real Callum!"

by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019

Callum’s corner

British nonce Hunter
Who released no no noncesence
He exposes celebrities and youtubers for being nonces. He has a tic tac head

Dav alright this Callum’s corner man is well funny with us no no noncesence song

by Little-willyy August 14, 2018

callum reeve

also known as another word for roast "chiken"

we just ate a callum reeve

by fat90210 October 27, 2011

callum shnee

always comes late to class. is very very tall and doesent like irish

ms tonry: callum shnee youre late! 1e: ooooohhhh!!!

by Callum snee hee October 22, 2019

callum shanahan

Callum Shanahan is someone who has fettishes with Asians espically with girls called melody

Your such a callum shanahan

by wethebrbhf May 1, 2019

Callum Gorton

When your at a festival and she falls asleep with you balls deep

Callum Gorton was here

by BbiggusDickus June 21, 2019