battered pony

The art of having intercourse with someone after they have been smeared with faeces. The most common practice is having intercourse with three particapents, the third smears the one being fucked (ridden - hense the 'pony')with shit (the 'batter'), making sure that they do not notice in the heat of the moment.

Matt Lee: "i sure enjoyed being covered with shit by Josh Harris whilst being pounded up the ass by his mother, i was one heck of a battered pony. "

by george + fred August 29, 2007

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ButteredBulletz

Loves to mod and hack Anything to do with xbox360.He started off with modded gamertags,Achievement modding,and avatar color changing.Know He has moved up to Jtags and has the online method for 14699 dashboard.He also know allot of people who are 1337

ButteredBulletz is 1337.

by ButteredBulletz January 5, 2012

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ButteredGooseNeck

The ButteredGoose Gillette is when a middle aged male takes a stick of butter and wipes it from the bottom of his Gooch up his goose neck while honking with a loud and powerful tone.

I can hear the neighbors honking again Linda, I just hope Tim washes his hands. He's been buying a lot of butter lately he must be impressing his with doing the ButteredGooseNeck

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Battered Sluts Syndrome

A naieve baby hooker that dates a well-known douchebag just to get props for doing so and walks away with nothing

...well sometimes if they are lucky something to remember them by like a STD or a bastard child but besides that nothing.

"After giving him my virginity & 3 weeks of dating the only thing i am walking away with is Battered Sluts Syndrome."

by yesididjustgothere309 December 21, 2012

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