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Vertigo Buttfuck

when your girlfriend gets vertigo so you fuck her in the ass
"My girlfriend and I were in the mall and she got vertigo so we decided to do the Vertigo Buttfuck"
by RK Swexx March 30, 2018
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Lesbian Buttfuck

When one person fucks over another person either for fun of just because they can. When a woman fucks another woman in the ass it's not because it feels really good but because it's fun to wreck your girlfriends butthole.
Hipster: My dad threw me a huge birthday party and invited all my friends

Vegan: That was nice of him my, dad would never do that for me.
Hipster: Actually it was the worst day of my life. The party was in the basement and the cake was loaded with exlax and he locked us all down there with no bathroom while we weren't paying attention, then left to go to Vegas for the weekend with my mom.
Vegan: Wow you were the recipient of a seriously brutal lesbian buttfuck.
Hipster: I fucked your stupid girlfriend.
by WonkyKong November 3, 2018
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African Butterface

The process of mixing your feces and smegma and pressing it against your partner's face as they lay down.
Guy 1: Did you hear what Bailey did yesterday?
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: They gave their partner an African Butterface last night.
Guy 2: What the fuck?!
by Buttman Guttman October 25, 2020
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National Buttfuck Day

Buttfuck your friend really hard until they scream.
If someone cums then they're gay.
The day is on April 17th
by graesenpeeford March 17, 2021
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Middle of buttfuck

A place in the middle of nowhere you don't want to stay too long

A rural area were you might get killed
Person 1: We should call Sharon for help
Person 2: We are not lost Hannah!
Person 1: Jeremy, we are in the middle of buttfuck North Carolina, I do not plan on getting shot and thrown in a ditch by a bunch of hillbillies!
by Papiernesto January 2, 2020
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Schrödinger's Butterface

When the body, eyes, hair, and voice are all top-notch, but they're wearing a face mask and you can't tell if the face is a train wreck or not.
The medical assistant I had take my information at the doctor's office looked and sounded hot as fuck, but definitely was a Schrödinger's Butterface situation.
by SnowBack October 14, 2021
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Buttfuck a baby duck

When things have gone so wrong beyond "fuck a duck" status. Coined with the implication that pedophilia is one of the worst things to do as a human, coupled with the connotation of humiliation associated with the unwilling recepient of anal sex.
That stupid bitch had to loudly tell me, "Good luck on the statutory charges," in front of that playground. Buttfuck a baby duck.
by Farty McFucker March 16, 2009
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