Skip to main content

Sneaky Butcher

1) A man of the meat trade who is sly by nature.
2) A lady's man who has more than one woman on the go at the same time, but keeps this fact to himself through the cunning art of being sneaky.
1) Mr Bloggs the butcher only gave me four and a half pounds of brisket instead of five! That butcher is sneaky!
2) Ben really is a sneaky butcher; you never know where he'll put his meat!
by dan258 December 11, 2003
mugGet the Sneaky Butcher mug.

Butcher's Apron

The person you date to cover up the fact that you're a sociopath and don't care about anyone, including them.

A sociopath's version of a beard.
Dan's an "interesting guy." Have you met this week's butcher's apron? Why she isn't running for the hills I just don't know.
by Feckless Wonder October 21, 2020
mugGet the Butcher's Apron mug.

Butchers Winnet

1. A small collection of feacal matter attatched to the anal web of a meat chopper.
2. A term used to describe a certain quantity of meat.
She was as skinny as fuck, I kid you not lads, she was practically dead. I've seen more meat on a butchers winnet.
by Leeroy80 September 25, 2005
mugGet the Butchers Winnet mug.

Bitchenistic

Adj: An act that would commonly be performed by a bitch. Used to describe the act itself. May be used regarless of gender of implied person.
"Dude, she slashed your tires? That's bitchenistic!"

Putting two praying mantis' in a bowl until one ate the other would be bitchenistic.
by Crawdaddy July 21, 2008
mugGet the Bitchenistic mug.

Butchels

A short irish butch dyke that loves to eat potatoes and steak. Also is known to consume large amounts of beer, mostly Guinness.
That butchels over there just drank my last pint!
by Rickets6 October 16, 2008
mugGet the Butchels mug.

Butchnik

An irregularity in the Universe.

Used to describe anything unusual, out of place, extreme, great or simply disgusting.
"I was walking through the streets of Budapest when suddenly... Butchnik!" "ah, yes i see"
by IcemanAndGoose December 9, 2008
mugGet the Butchnik mug.

butcher shop accordion

When a girl is giving you a BJ while at the same time holding your ass cheeks with both hands. As she pulls you back and forth she unknowingly plays your ass like an accordion.
This chick was playing the butcher shop accordion and I gave her one epic crescendo.
by videomilitia May 4, 2010
mugGet the butcher shop accordion mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email