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junk bumper 

A Junk bumper in that line of fat and stomach mass that is either partially above, or completely covers the entire genital region of a man or woman. While it is similar to a pooch, it is in fact lower and much more intrusive and often gets in the way during sex, sitting on a chair or when peeing (especially for men who may have to lift it out of the way).

People with large junk bumpers are often times seen sitting on either 40% of a chair, or with their legs spread wide as they can no longer connect at the knees.

Derives from "Junk", term for genitals and "Bumper", the force/shock absorber on most cars.
Man, did you see how roger had to move his junk bumper out of the way before took a leak?

Her junk bumper is so big that it actually presses her underwear up so close to her pants that I could see the design underneath

Once I finally got her in bed, her junk bumper just pancaked to the point where I was chowing belly button instead of box.
junk bumper by rgv_rss April 26, 2007
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Boner Bumper 

A person who bumps his Boner with that of another. Typically a male homosexual.
That boner bumper over there looks to be checkin' you out, Bobby.
Boner Bumper by lich707 October 29, 2004

fanny bumper

A lesbian, gay female aka dykus femalus....
She is so butch, she simply must be a fanny bumper...

Or colloquially, 'bitch you be a fanny bumper'... aka you suck , or you eat carpet...
fanny bumper by Balsahy December 17, 2006

Dirty Bumper Car 

When a man is smooshing with a woman in the doggystyle position, she defecates all over his waistline, and he continues to have sex with her; smashing the feces all over the two of them, while ramming each other like bumper cars
After an insane night at the bar, Bob Combo was nailing some strange from behind, when all of a sudden the coyote ugly shit all over his man pubes. Bob contemplated quitting, but instead he just kept on trucking. Ultimately giving the chubby vixen her first dirty bumper car.
Dirty Bumper Car by Bob Combo November 17, 2010

pussy bumper 

a lesbian, because of the possible friction lesbians can experience by using their genitals or utilizing similar frottage techniques
"Dang, what do lesbians do to get off?"
"I don't know. They probably bump pussy."
"That would make them pussy bumpers."

Rusty Bumper 

(n). A feces latent anus sighting during the action of sex.
(n). A person's ass you might think to be rather dirty. A dirty ass.
I was having sex with this girl and when I flipped her over she had a rusty bumper.

I bet that girl has a rusty bumper.

Weeny-Bumper 

noun: Ir/Fr; Insult (e.g. Fucker, Dick/Piss/Cunt-head, etc.) Used when in car and behind someone who doesn't know how to operate their vehicle. origins: angry mother.
Move yer fucking car ya fucking weeny bumper!!!
Weeny-Bumper by Vlad Chastain April 21, 2004