A person with a calm demeanor, often charming, handsome, caring, empathetic, funny, all-around guy next door… but beneath the surface is a molten core, intense rage, hate, anger, twisted thoughts, bad intentions, extreme addiction, sexual perversions, gluttonous spending habits, and manipulative behavior. Evil. A wolf in sheep’s clothing.
by OhNoSheDiint March 14, 2025
Get the Chad bucklesmug. Anal Buckling Shit, or ABS for short, are the ones that leave you feeling exhausted and week on the toilet, usually with the unfortunate victim being in a cold sweat, digging their fingernails into their thighs and praying to whatever God will listen to their cries of agony.
For a shit to be considered an ABS it must have multiple things:
*Initial shit has no gas, just a chocolate shotgunning of the inside of the bowl.
*Your balls/taint get absolutely chocolate washed
*There's barely any solid stool in the toilet the damage is done
*underside of the seat has shit on it
*after wiping and standing up, you feel a sharp pain and a gurgle and immediately have to sit back down
Nobody is quite certain how ABS occurs. It can be a symptom of Irritable bowel syndrome compounded with eating alot of greasy foods, on a particularly hot/humid day, or it can be from having a destroyed asshole from too many violent bowel movements.
For a shit to be considered an ABS it must have multiple things:
*Initial shit has no gas, just a chocolate shotgunning of the inside of the bowl.
*Your balls/taint get absolutely chocolate washed
*There's barely any solid stool in the toilet the damage is done
*underside of the seat has shit on it
*after wiping and standing up, you feel a sharp pain and a gurgle and immediately have to sit back down
Nobody is quite certain how ABS occurs. It can be a symptom of Irritable bowel syndrome compounded with eating alot of greasy foods, on a particularly hot/humid day, or it can be from having a destroyed asshole from too many violent bowel movements.
I had 3 Dortio Tacos from Taco Bell and chased it with a hot coffee on a 95 degree day with 85% humidity. What followed minutes after was an Anal Buckling Shit that put the Death Star's explosion to shame.
by Greasyfoodinthebowl January 19, 2025
Get the Anal Buckling Shitmug. by traffic cone wrangler August 23, 2022
Get the Bucklingmug. The opposite of Butt Fuckle
by Buckle futter April 21, 2024
Get the Buckle futtmug. An exclamation mark you say/shout when you fuck something up. Also could be used to throw shade at somebody named buckles.
Bob: Hey Juanietto, you got that tax return done for the upcoming fiscal year?
Juanietto: Oh fuck buckles! No, that completely left my mind. Let me get to that after I complete our annual analytics finished by this afternoon.
Juanietto: Oh fuck buckles! No, that completely left my mind. Let me get to that after I complete our annual analytics finished by this afternoon.
by FUCKBUCKLES January 31, 2020
Get the fuck bucklesmug. When you got your girl laying on her back doing anal with your toes in her pussy interchanging left and right feet white the girl sucks the pussy juice off her toes and you are defecating.
by Ikmary September 18, 2018
Get the Stumble bucklemug. by landwhales March 25, 2021
Get the Buckle brushmug.