To wake in the morning and without any notice bury your face and munch the snatch of your wife, girlfriend or date and her snapper is still puffy and wet from the sex romp last night.
Darrell woke at 6:00 in the morning to get ready for work. However, his girlfriend's hot pocket was giving him a morning wink so he dove in and enjoyed a gentleman's breakfast.
by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2014
Get the Gentleman's Breakfast mug.A blow job in the morning right after you wake up. Usually after a rough nite of drinking and hoggin'. Performed by skanks or your wife.
"so I brought that 48 year old that I met at the bar home and the next morning she gave me breakfast in head" Steven said before eating a slice of pizza.
"Wow, dude! That's great!" Matt exclaimed. "she's old enough to be your mom"
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"Wow, dude! That's great!" Matt exclaimed. "she's old enough to be your mom"
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by Fatbox October 1, 2006
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Referring to when a women is wearing a small skirt, sitting or standing and you can see the womens genitals.
other I Could Almost See What She Had For Breakfast
Referring to when a women is wearing a small skirt, sitting or standing and you can almost see the womens genitals.
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other I Could Almost See What She Had For Breakfast
Referring to when a women is wearing a small skirt, sitting or standing and you can almost see the womens genitals.
(Australian Slang)
A women is sitting at a table in a coffee shop she is wearing a short skirt her legs are open partly and "I could see what she had for breakfast".
by ITSCOTTER October 1, 2010
Get the I could see what she had for breakfast mug.A breakfast consisting of Coffee and Cigarettes.
by Desikage July 8, 2005
Get the whores breakfast mug.Also referred to as a brunch bitch, typically a woman who appears as a strange, shadowy, golem-like creature in the morning, and becomes a friendly and reasonable human during the afternoon. This radical change is often brought about by eating a tasty lunch.
Guy #1: "Why is Janet such a bitch in the mornings but so cool afrer lunch?"
Guy #2 "She's a Breakfast Goblin dude."
Guy #1: "Oh..."
Guy #2 "She's a Breakfast Goblin dude."
Guy #1: "Oh..."
by SuperMario69 April 11, 2015
Get the Breakfast Goblin mug.in saiki pissy boo world server, an admin called talia went afk for like a whole ass 3 months with "breakfast lololol" as the message. it is an expression used to highlight being gone for a long time.
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Get the breakfast lololol mug.Breakfast consumed at Leeds Festival which usually consists of a breakfast bar and a beer.... Or more commonly, just beer on its own
by Leedsfesty February 4, 2010
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