Brad Childress

Cluelessly inept football coach who cannot accept critisism in any form. Usually typified by arrogant snippets and lack of original thought.

The game, season, and franchise were lost due to the Brad Childress like behavior of the coach.

by Zygi Wilf June 26, 2007

Brad Simpson

EPITOME OF PERFECTION.
FOR SHORT:
P-E-R-F-E-C-T-I-O-N.

Girl 1: OH MY GOSH! HE IS SO PERFECT!
Girl 2: Yeah! I bet it's Brad Simpson!

by BradSimpsonsWife March 31, 2017

brad toth

The ThiCCcest band director in the all of Texas

Brad toth is so ThiCCCCCCCCc

by that one bean September 5, 2018

Brad Pitt

The ultimate idea of male self-realization is realizing how far in fact he is from being Brad Pitt himself.

Guy One: "I'm pretty damn close to being Brad Pitt."

Guy Two: "No, what you're feeling is premature enlightenment."

by Treznr April 26, 2009

Brad-fuck

When a "bro" backs out on a promise, leaving one alone on a trip to a strip club, another country, lunch, bar, etc.

I drove 68 miles to meet Brad at the strip club only to discover he had canceled. I had been Brad-fucked again.

by ayejayayejay April 20, 2010

Brad Robinson

Verb/noun. - To hit a pedestrian while driving under the influence, flee the scene, then switch drivers in a nearby parking lot.

Stemming from the New Year’s 2008 incident involving Missouri State Rep Brad Robinson

Did you see that? That Ford Explorer just Brad Robinson'd the old lady in the cross walk!

by BlackjackII January 28, 2008

Brad Break

To engage in the habitual abuse of marijuana because you're too much of a midget headed cookie cutter to face life like a sober freak.

The mail prick has been abusing his Brad Break privileges lately on the public's dime while claiming all of his wages come from stamp sales.

by I'm a hard cummer. Fuck you, b July 18, 2019