bexting

Text messaging for the sole purpose of obtaining booty. Frequently done poorly while drinking.

Sometimes if Sharon drinks too much boxed wine, she engages in bexting so that her friends don't hear her begging for booty.

by midget85742 October 18, 2008

pussy boxing

A fetish game played by men who smack their junk on cats heads; trying to get them to, scratch, bite, or paw at their penis and or testicles.

Albert:"hey Jim want to come over Saturday so we can do some pussy boxing."

Jim:"i need to use your cat though, cause Chumkins just died of a fractured skull."
Albert:"don't worry about it cause Suzy just had a litter of kittens."

by TheCrimsonChin25 August 7, 2012

The boxing match

the boxing match is a male in his teens who don't be knowin what woman he is supposed to be with. Got himself hit in the head with a beachball for being stupid. The first response he got was "who did that?"

the boxing match got hit in the head with a beachball, and got all confused. He should have gotten hit with a brick!!

by bwotr August 9, 2006

Uvula boxing

To make out. Related to "tonsil hockey", but using a different anatomical structure of the oral cavity and different sport (because the uvula resembles a speed bag used by boxers).

You should be careful with her, she's good at uvula boxing.

by pierdoleeatsworld March 7, 2010

Two-Boxing

Three-way sex involving two men, one woman, in a double penetration manner. Usually involves video games due to boredom.

Ray and Ben were Two-Boxing Janet while playing World of Warcraft.

by Truedusk April 22, 2010

Cheese boxing

When an uncircumcised male busts a nut and closes his foreskin to hold his wad until he can arrive at a wash room

The load being held has been "cheese boxed"

Dude, I'm Cheese boxing hardcore, out of my way or we could have a fondue problem

by janekz December 6, 2010

Bird boxing

To blindfold one's self to prevent seeing the less than attractive evening partner.

You know that girl from the bar I took home. Yeah I knew I was going to be bird boxing her.

by Troznox December 28, 2018