power blumpkin

a variation of a blumpkin where a girl performs fellatio on a guy taking a dump, then inserts an enema during climax.

the warm soda in that enema really peps me up...nothing like a power blumpkin to start your day.

by Longshanks Blumpelstiltskin November 7, 2006

Reverse Blumpkin

When a man receives oral sex from a woman while she is shitting.

That reverse blumpkin stunk.

by Hawksraider April 27, 2015

Duty Blumpkin

n. a blumpkin (blowjob while taking a shit) but now said blowjob recipient is also playing Call of Duty. To enhance this experience, the recipient also has his headset on, and is screaming profanities.

"The only reason you sniped me is because I'm getting a Duty Blumpkin right now, .... FAGGOT!"

by An actual DB recipient March 6, 2010

Tactical blumpkin

The act of receiving oral sex while playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 1 or Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Often abbreviated as "tac-blump"

"Dude you're 0 and 16 what the fuck are you doing?"

"Can't talk right now Rachaels giving me a tactical blumpkin"

by Codplaya May 9, 2010

blumpkin steamer

The act of a man getting a blowjob while simultaneously taking a shit on their partners chest; and afterwards, rolling their ass back and forth in it to make it like a steam roller.

dude, he did a blumpkin steamer withhis girlfriend, and she broke up with him before he could finish shitting.

by slackGIR August 28, 2006

Blumpkin Chicken

Crossing the road to receive a blumpkin

"Blumpkin Chickens are illegal."
"Only in Arkansas."

by Eissac the Rin January 23, 2009

cyber blumpkin

The act of taking a dum, crap, or shit while chatting to a man and/or woman about getting a blowjob.

My favorite new activity is cyber blumpkin. I don't even have to get of the toilet and I can cyber!

by Matt H. (KoS) April 26, 2006