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Biden

Biden is a guy who wants to be president by getting elected by the people, but knows he has to cheat to win. He also makes up random words and often forgets everything.

Oh yeah, also kinda weird
Biden: Hello, I'm Joe Biden and I forgot this message

Biden: I've been a cockus have you ever been a cockus
Lady: *Nods Head*
Biden: No you have not you're a lying dog faced pony soldier

Biden: When I wear shorts on the bus all the little girls like to smooth my leg hairs down
by the muhf*ckin' biden June 17, 2021
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Biden

I Bidened which kid was my favorite.
My grandparents keep Bidening all the conversations we've had in the last month.

I Bidened my life at 23.
Because my team Bidened the whole mission, we nearly got killed.
by Funnilame July 20, 2022
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Biden

A doddering simpleton used as a tool by demented ideologues.
"Oh good, we can effect social change among unwilling Americans by posing a Biden as a reasonable candidate.
by Drivetone July 7, 2022
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Biden

The Biden family is rich from nepotism.
by SumpleMan May 16, 2022
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anarcho-bidenism

an ideology that branches off anarcho-communism but differentiates itself by doing actual praxis instead of jerking off to the aesthetics of leftism.
"see that anarchist Vaush over there? he voted Biden"
"ah, didn't know he believed in anarcho-bidenism"
"he created it"
by Political Dolphin YTB October 19, 2020
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Biden's Remorse

Biden's Remorse is the same thing as buyer's remorse, except instead of regretting the purchase they are regretting the votes they casted.
People are happy that orange man bad is gone, but most of them are suffering from Biden's Remorse.
by Odd_James January 25, 2021
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Biden nap

The 46th president of the United States's signature move. A quick ten second nap that restores all energy and focus.
Donald Trump: "We just lost the fucking round. I swear to God Joe if you're taking one of your fucking Biden naps again."

Joe Biden: "As a matter of fact I was taking a Biden nap. I'm about to carry your ass this next round."
by Onandonandomnom February 21, 2023
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