Jingle bellend

You should’ve seen Colin at the office Christmas party. He squeezed Debbie from resources nipples in a nutcracker and then dropped his trolleys and farted in the bowl of fruit punch! What a jingle bellend!

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

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A'bellend

Known to roam Northern Europe poised as liberal political do-gooder but an utter liar, hard of hearing and insulting to those he represents.

Me: "Can we discuss your plans for cycle paths" A'bellends response "My mummy said I was special and always right. I dont care as you're a pleb La la la"

by Blaahblaablaa November 6, 2020

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International Bellend Day

The moaning and whingeing of limp dick losers that takes part every year on the 8th of March in parallel with International Womens Day.

"I see from the Daily Mail comments section that it's international bellend day again."

by BigDaddyGee March 8, 2021

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Monet bolden

Someone you never want to loose. The one person who will love you more than any one from your past. Always by your side no matter what y’all go through.

I don’t wanna loose Monet bolden she the best person I’ve ever met.

by Saucy baby November 21, 2021

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Monet bolden

The one toxic person who will love you for you. She will be your ride or die no matter what. The realest person on the team. A really pretty healthy person who does not need friends. She is funny, smart, mean/kind & will always have your back. The one person you don’t wanna loose out of all people because ain’t much people like her. The term “Monet” means pretty, and loving just like the painting. “Bolden” as in bold by shy and does whatever to get her way. She is stubborn but she is the one.

Hey, look at Monet bolden, sheesshh I wish I was able to have her.

by Saucy baby November 21, 2021

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