Noun A person who exhibits the traits commonly associated with a salesperson such as excessive friendliness, obliviousness to rejection, and a willingness to engage in mechanical tactics like mirroring posture. Often used pejoratively, the connotation is that someone is acting in a manner typical of a salesperson, not necessarily negatively. Term can also be abbreviated as SB.
I feel like such a Sales Bastard - in that meeting I talked about the weather and golf while asking about my prospect's kids then presented a bunch of PowerPoint slides and asked a bunch of arduous questions until it was time to leave. Of course, I complimented the receptionist on my way out. What's that? Did I get the business? You bet your ass I did!
by CoolGuyRandall November 19, 2009
A tight bastard is someone who hates spending a lot of money. This is normally associated with Scottish people
by Harry Price April 02, 2014
One is arrogant and egotistical, and believes they are superior to others, for a reason that is petty, a reason that is questionable or based on opinion, or for being in a 'better' situation than others placed entirely on luck and not one's actual experiences (such as a parent's wealth).
As a result, they are prejudiced to those that they consider to be less 'elite'. To those that are of equal or higher status, they will either show more respect to, or envy.
As a result, they are prejudiced to those that they consider to be less 'elite'. To those that are of equal or higher status, they will either show more respect to, or envy.
Brandon is an elitist bastard, because he believes his desktop screenshot is better than anybody elses and makes fun of others because of it.
by Timmy T. November 14, 2007
Somebody who is indeed being an asshole, but not necessarily having bastard nature (ie born during wedlock). Also abbreviated to shitbas
by the fatboy racer July 10, 2005
In Northern Ireland the term black bastards is usually used to describe members of the unionist community, in particular those who serve with the police. It can also refer to staunch loyalists of British rule and people from the unionist community. The name originates from the marching Loyal order called the Royal Black Institution.
by RobinandBatman January 22, 2011
An insult stating that the insultee is the resulting female offspring of male who was a bastard child. The opposite of son of a bitch.
by E April 07, 2005
by The Space Potato August 14, 2017