Basement Spartan

1: To be wrapped up in a blanket with two of the corners pinned together so as to create a cloak for the purpose of warmth.

2: The poor man's Snuggie.

"My heater went out so I went Basement Spartan to keep warm."

by Sailor Phantom February 22, 2010

Wet basement

A moldy stinky wet gapping snatch hole

Damn that fuckin sloppy hooker had the meanest wet basement I ever seen.

by Ricky Kasso May 5, 2009

baleen

baleen is a species of whale. It eats alot of food such as crisps, chocolates and roti with spinach

there is a girl called Safia she adores baleens

by bilalmk June 23, 2008

Baswench

Bastard and Wench Combined

Don't be such a baswench!

by Ally February 1, 2004

the Lesbian living in my basement

A lesbian that was caught on the way out of the closet that now lives in your basement eating milk and crackers and claims most of you time.

a)so what are we going to do tomorrow?
b)sorry we'll have to plan later the lesbian living in my basement ecscaped and wants me to play risk with her
a)can't you say no or later?
b) umm... she rocking on the back of my chair yelling so not really...

by Lucii Dalia March 16, 2009

Slumber party in her basement

To eat a girl's ass

I would have a slumber party in her basement.

by Kurt the Flurt July 7, 2010

Basement Cock

When you try to have sex in an icy basement and your dick won't get hard.

Chris really wanted to have sex with Danielle but he had basement cock.

by dillan504 April 7, 2011