as dan lets out a loud fart in a room full of people he says "there go those african barking spiders again"
by mat81 February 25, 2009
Get the african barking spidermug. Elusive Recluse spider, never seen, can be Identified by pungent odor and unique, low barking sound. The main diet of these spiders are assholes. They are known to hang around dark and moist places.
by John bobby November 14, 2006
Get the california barking spidermug. It's a "FART"
Before you fart. You tell the wife/girlfriend. Ya ever heard a "Michigan Barking Spider"? You go through the whole spiel on some get really big. 99% of people never seen them and they make a loud sound like....and make any kind of weird sound. Wait a few minutes and ya let one rip. Then yell out ....Oh my God. There is one in here someone where.
by Damage Goods January 6, 2012
Get the Michigan Barking Spidermug. A commonly-used idiom. When someone is "all bark and no bite," it means that he or she is either:
1. Threatening to do something to you, but is not really willing to do it.
OR
2. Acting all tough, intimidating, and agressive, but is too cowardly and chicken and/or also not strong enough to be willing to even throw one single punch at you.
This idiom is so called, because these kinds of people are likened to dogs who keep barking at you to try to make you afraid, but are actually not going to bite you.
1. Threatening to do something to you, but is not really willing to do it.
OR
2. Acting all tough, intimidating, and agressive, but is too cowardly and chicken and/or also not strong enough to be willing to even throw one single punch at you.
This idiom is so called, because these kinds of people are likened to dogs who keep barking at you to try to make you afraid, but are actually not going to bite you.
In the projects, Jamal (who is short, skinny and kinda smart) is having a confrontation with Tyrone (who is a large and obese niggapotamus and a bit dumb as well) over a bag of crack rock and a cheap (but VERY attractive) prostitute.
Tyrone: "You gotta be kidding me, bitch! I am all jonesing for this shit right here like a kid in a candy store when all of a sudden, some rhesus monkey from down the block tries to run up my quality time!"
Jamal: "Shove a sock in it, fool! This be my quality time and I am the one who's gonna chuck it in her! Get anywhere near her and my crack rock, and you'll be lying bernie in a pool of your own blood and cellulite!"
Tyrone: "*laughs hysterically* You!? Some half pint threatening to blast a gat on me?! Where's yo gat anyway? *laughs some more* All bark and no bite! *puts on spiked brass knuckles*"
Jamal: "You one stupid ass nigga, you know! Glad I got my spazz by my side! *Jamal quickly pulls out his shotgun from underneath his trenchcoat(where Tyrone doesn't notice it) and points it at Tyrone* Now who's all bark and no bite now, BITCH!"
Tyrone: *soils his pants and runs home crying*
Jamal: *takes the crack rock*
Jamal: (to the girl) Alright baby, now let's go back to my place and hit the sack. I've got everything you want and everything you need.
Mark H. UrbanDictionary disciple since February 2004.
Tyrone: "You gotta be kidding me, bitch! I am all jonesing for this shit right here like a kid in a candy store when all of a sudden, some rhesus monkey from down the block tries to run up my quality time!"
Jamal: "Shove a sock in it, fool! This be my quality time and I am the one who's gonna chuck it in her! Get anywhere near her and my crack rock, and you'll be lying bernie in a pool of your own blood and cellulite!"
Tyrone: "*laughs hysterically* You!? Some half pint threatening to blast a gat on me?! Where's yo gat anyway? *laughs some more* All bark and no bite! *puts on spiked brass knuckles*"
Jamal: "You one stupid ass nigga, you know! Glad I got my spazz by my side! *Jamal quickly pulls out his shotgun from underneath his trenchcoat(where Tyrone doesn't notice it) and points it at Tyrone* Now who's all bark and no bite now, BITCH!"
Tyrone: *soils his pants and runs home crying*
Jamal: *takes the crack rock*
Jamal: (to the girl) Alright baby, now let's go back to my place and hit the sack. I've got everything you want and everything you need.
Mark H. UrbanDictionary disciple since February 2004.
by Mark H October 27, 2004
Get the all bark and no bitemug. The phrase 'all bark and no chungus' is usually said about someone who talks a lot, and is also morbidly obese.
by ChonkerRemi May 15, 2022
Get the All bark and no chungusmug. A dirty, crusty pussy usually seen the morning after sex. Also, very common during outings where no running water is present.
Yo Dude,
Your sister and I went camping this weekend and by Sunday her Birch Bark Canoe was making my cock sore.
Your sister and I went camping this weekend and by Sunday her Birch Bark Canoe was making my cock sore.
by yourdirtydiaper August 24, 2009
Get the Birch Bark Canoemug. In wolf language, this means that you need to let go and move on. it means that the person who said this to you knows that you still have feelings for them but the feelings aren’t shared anymore. it’s time to let go and just be best friends instead. who said this too you still luvs you just not how they used to and more in a sibling type way. it means that they feel a little uncomfortable every time they see a text from you that includes a heart because they know that they couldn’t ever send the heart back, because they know you need the hearts from someone else. The person who said this also hopes nothing will change with your friendship at all. Whoever said this to you this wants you to know that they will always remember the special times you exchanged with them and hope more can still be made in a friend type way.
Friend one: Awooooo arf arf bark arf arf bark bark awo arf bark awooo
friend two: I see. i understand and nothing should change in our friendship because of this. i’m glad you let me know how you feel.
friend two: I see. i understand and nothing should change in our friendship because of this. i’m glad you let me know how you feel.
by Alpha wolf🐺 December 21, 2022
Get the Awooooo arf arf bark arf arf bark bark awo arf bark awooomug.