Shit Bagger

A dog owner carrying a see-through bag of shit while walking their dog. Though they are being responsible by picking up their dog's crap, nevertheless, they are walking around with a bag of nasty shit in their hands!

Why do shit baggers use clear bags to pick up after their dogs?

by Macphilia June 14, 2009

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texas double bagger

A girl has a hideous face but a very fuckable body. So when it comes time to banging the shit out of her you put a bag over her head, and you put a bag over your head also just incase hers falls off.

Bob: Holy balls check out that chicks face!
Chuck: Barf!!!
Bob: But shes got a smokin' bod
Chuck: Yeah, a prime candidate for a texas double bagger

by scoot scoot September 25, 2006

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Eating Sushi off a Barbers Floor

When u are going down on a girl with a fishy smelly cunt!

"Ahhh mate it was like eating sushi off a barbers floor"

by Dan November 30, 2003

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italian barbershop

When you ejaculate in a woman's hair and slick it back like italian mobsters' hair

That freaky girl let me give her an Italian Barbershop last night; she looked like she was ready to pistolwhip someone after i was done with her.

by mJimmay00 October 23, 2006

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D-Bagger

A statist who is obsessed with Tea Party activists and can’t get through the day without referring to anyone who disagrees with them as Teabaggers (A man that dips his scrotum and testicles into the mouth of another person. (as if dipping a tea bag into hot water)).

Infamous D-Baggers are President Obama, Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, Eddie Schultz, Anderson Cooper.

Hey, Joe! Look at that D-Bagger protesting the Teabaggers! Those folks are infatuated with the Teabag.

by Chelsea Bucketheads August 20, 2010

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