bananas

another word for a telephone

shut the fuck up! Can't you see I'm on the banana!

by mrbonuscup June 14, 2005

banana

To "banana" someone.
To slice and peel a man's penis like a bloody banana.

Cindy caught Mark cheating on her, so she banana-ed the bastard.

by TheColera August 16, 2010

Banana

An Asian woman who predominantly dates White men because she is under the impression that White men are status symbols. Typically, she is a money grubber and dates White men because of the impression that they are more willing to spend money on them. The man she dates is typically a thin effeminate White man who is unable to date women of his own race but is able to date banana Asian women because of their perception that, as a White man, he is a source of free money.

90% of the Asian women in New York City are bananas

by 8s January 22, 2010

bananas

the scariest fruit on the motha f*ckin planet!

janey: seriously, tht bananas givin me MAJOR evils
grace: I too hate bananas

by banana-hater December 28, 2005

Banana

A shitty tasting piece of shit. It has the shittiest colour, and the shittiest taste. I fucking hate Bannanas, they are pieces of shit that are also used as dildos...

Paris Hilton: Hey can somebody please give me a Banana??? I need it to stick inside of my nasty HIV pussy!

Regular Man: Eww bitch, shut the fuck up...
Paris Hilton: Eww no you. Im gonna get daddy to come beat you up!
Regular Guy: Shoves banana down Paris Hilton's throat, and saves the world.

by Titty Mucher April 6, 2010

Banana

Exclamation expressing extreme contentment with something or someone. Derived from the phrase 'top banana'.

We got tickets to the Bran Van concert - banana!

by partridge May 15, 2003

bananas

bananas is anold word for crazy but can now be used to describe outrageous, off the chains, & "tight" events as said in Gwen Stefani's new song Holla Back Girl

this shits bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S
obviously by her tone of voice something extremely off the chains is going on (probly her whopping some azz)well never know but thats crazy!!!!!!!!!

by Princess4u July 30, 2005