Bail Fail

The act of being caught when you are trying to bail.
Failing to get out of a situation in time.

After banging my hot girlfriend last night, I was trying to climb out of my girlfriends window when her mom walked in. It was a bail fail.

by Willyumm-port city baby. December 22, 2008

Bailey kay

Bailey kay, a girl who is rude, snobby, and a bitch. She has guys swooning over her. Many people dislike her. Once people get to know her they see she is nice. She can keep secrets for she has a lot herself. Bailey is a great friend and will save the day when your in trouble.

Bailey Kay has two sides.

by 19rmeza July 12, 2015

pre bail

To set up an escape route for an upcoming event or function that you're not sure if you'd like to attend, but don't want to rule out completely.

I had to pre bail on my grandma's birthday party and told my mom I had a headache in case I can score a ticket to see Death Cab.

by Corrie Nichols August 28, 2006

Beard Bail

When you get gum stuck in your beard and you have to shave it off to get rid of the gum.

Bob: Dude I just blew a bubble so big that when it busted I had to do a beard bail.

by Slow Company 7th Battalion April 23, 2010

guy bailey

Coolest bro in the history of bros.

The best bro I've ever had was a total Guy Bailey.

by VoltronPrime May 8, 2015

bail whale

n. (bail-wail) a. Someone who leaves when they are needed.

Tim: Hey, John, can you help Harold and I move the furniture while you're here?

John: No, dude, I think I left my oven on. I have to go.

Harold: Your friend is such a bail whale.

by -Angel- July 16, 2011

Bailin like Palin

1.The act of quiting in midgame. Usually associated with cryptic, lame excuses designed to cover the real reason; they just cant cut it.

2. The behavior of a "non-hacker", quitter, wimp etc.

3. Walk away from a serious or solemn obligation obtained under false pretenses leaving your friends, associates and supporters in extremis.

Dave: Affter we had sex for a solid month, I saw she was getting serious, I was bailin like Palin and getting the hell out of there.
Bob: Nice.

Coworker: Your emails to that slut in your secretaries office were just made public. What are you going to do?
Boss: Bailin like Palin...see ya.

Football fan: When TO doesn't get the ball he's balin like Palin

by gfeet July 4, 2009