breast farting

When 2 sweaty wet pairs of breasts are rubbing-pushing against each other and make "farty" suction sounds.

"We were really horny and rubbing our sexy breasts together, and as we pushed them into each other, they started to make suction 'breast farting' like sounds ."

by Markeydmark6969 July 7, 2019

breast basting

The spraying of male ejaculate onto the breasts of a female such as to provide total coverage. The volume and coverage area is key, as simply a few drops does not constitute a basting

Dave: Hey bro I fucked Chelsea Wyant last night...pussy was poppin!!

Adam: Nice! I know that’s been a long time in the works. You must have given her a nice glazing.

Dave: Hell yea I did a pull and skeet...gave a proper breast basting

by Sam Sambo May 1, 2021

Breast Deficiency

A fatal condition that is the result of a person not seeing a womans bare breasts for an extended period of time. To fix the issue, a female must show the sufferer her bare breasts or else the sufferer will perish soon after.

"Hey, I got Breast Deficiency, I need you to send a pic of your boobs or I will die."
"What do you mean you're blocking me, it is a serious condition."

"Guess you have to live with the fact that you are a murderer."

by Mr Science Boss January 25, 2022

Breast Pump

A nickname used for one who rides the clock as long as humanly possible while doing the absolute minimum amount of work.
One who milks the clock.

Hey Breast pump, , you gonna do any work today?

by DubVWildcat June 12, 2021

breast lump

A lump which is on the titty.

"My breast lumps are kicking in!" shouted Jessica

by Yeetnation May 11, 2020

Breast-level

A definition of spatial position (usually height), relative to a partner's breasts.

Why are you hanging around at breast-level?

by Dave-The-Bantmeister February 7, 2021

jellyfish breasts

Nice, potentially ~scoop~able breasts that are jiggly like a jellyfish. They have an ethereal float to them. They are the definition of the perfect jiggly titty.

*Tentacles not required*

Damn she has nice jellyfish breasts.

by sweden2020 April 27, 2021