Pheasant breast

The act of showing off your “pheasant breast” refers to the male human testicles being pulled up when either nude or with pants down. Amazingly, while pulling on the penis straight up towards his chin the male testicles are pronounced and look much like an. Elegant breast of a pheasant. Color, size and texture are almost identical between the human and the bird.

I showed off my pheasant breast on my first date with a beautiful classy woman. I thought it would be a wild kingdom mating call. She punched me straight in my bare pheasant breast and I fell to the ground.

by Cornbread mafia November 26, 2020

the breast and brightest

The finest women America has to offer

Shelby has it going on; she's one of the breast and brightest. Nice ass, brilliant mind, and a caring heart. Gosh dang!

by Professor Precious March 5, 2015

Dense Breast

When the titty is perky and firm, but maybe too firm. Its firmness adds a weight you wouldn't expect from a titty of the size. As if the titty is being weighted down by all the shit that bitch is hiding from you. Or it's breast cancer, 50/50 chance.

Havent seen my girl in awhile, i know she's up to something she's got those dense breasts.

by SystemError_404 December 13, 2016

Breast Deficiency

A fatal condition that is the result of a person not seeing a womans bare breasts for an extended period of time. To fix the issue, a female must show the sufferer her bare breasts or else the sufferer will perish soon after.

"Hey, I got Breast Deficiency, I need you to send a pic of your boobs or I will die."
"What do you mean you're blocking me, it is a serious condition."

"Guess you have to live with the fact that you are a murderer."

by Mr Science Boss January 25, 2022

breast lump

A lump which is on the titty.

"My breast lumps are kicking in!" shouted Jessica

by Yeetnation May 11, 2020

breast basting

The spraying of male ejaculate onto the breasts of a female such as to provide total coverage. The volume and coverage area is key, as simply a few drops does not constitute a basting

Dave: Hey bro I fucked Chelsea Wyant last night...pussy was poppin!!

Adam: Nice! I know that’s been a long time in the works. You must have given her a nice glazing.

Dave: Hell yea I did a pull and skeet...gave a proper breast basting

by Sam Sambo May 1, 2021

breast farting

When 2 sweaty wet pairs of breasts are rubbing-pushing against each other and make "farty" suction sounds.

"We were really horny and rubbing our sexy breasts together, and as we pushed them into each other, they started to make suction 'breast farting' like sounds ."

by Markeydmark6969 July 7, 2019